bot

that’s uh

real useful

It's useless if you never try to fucking do anything

I thought that all that did was light up rooms?

It creates a large light source

I could

It's a level 3 spell

attempt to use it as a flare?

like

The spell flare

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ah I

Could throw it at the slime

Maybe it’s hot!

Well, the light doesn't create heat

I think

could I use daylight and attack

In the same turn

No

Oh

Man where’s that angel that appeared in my dreams at

they could save me

It was on you to save yourself

Now...

What is this shit doing

Attack slime....or attack turtle...

I’d imagine that he’d attack the slime

As the turtle probably only wants to kill me

/r d2

@Gent: d2 = (2) = 2

Okay then

Psychic: "Oi, listen here big guy!"

He steps out in the tortoise's path

Oh no

He expends another phrenic point

Mmm

I don’t know how I feel about this

Psychic: "Now, I don't the dispute here, but it seems as though you expected too much out of the lad here."

Psychic: "We don't all know our way through life, we go where the tide takes us. If he were to take a bullet for yer kids, then what would be left for him? Just the worms, that's what."

@Gent: d20+5 = (5)+5 = 10

Well, he tried

man

we are dead

Now the tortoise gets his turn

we are so fucking dead

Also before you do your whatever

I’m going to hop in the shower quick

Revenant-Tortoise: "Do you know this feeling? It's a pain an unending pain, a pain that death can't even stop."

"Allow me to share."

Go shower

Ok

I’m back

And in the shower I formulated a plan that involves a long and contrived monologue

I'm eating right now, so this may go a bit slower

Oh goodie!

But first

/r d20+6

@Gent: d20+6 = (15)+6 = 21

mmm

Good

His head snaps out at the psychic's arm, but as he does so a magic energy radiates out. The spell stoneskin is triggered by his ring of protection.

woah

Is that knickers?

Psychic: muttering "You worthless shitbag, for the love of god get out of your emo-phase and help!"

So you've held your action from last round, care to do anything?

Uh yeah sure

I’m going to stumble over in between the turtle and the mage

I’m imagining I’m stumbling due to being extremely sick right now

Makes enough sense

am I there

You still have more dex than the mage

Christ

Sure, I guess

Now you won't have a turn to save yourself, but alright

I’d like to hold my arms out in a “you shall not pass” kind of pose

right

Okay

and now

it’s time for my monologue