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"YOU!"

oh god

oh no

You hear thundering steps

"I knew I would find you here!"

Wait

What

A large bloodied tortoise stomps into the room.

Stop

Why the fuck are his stats like 4 times as good

Its shell is completely fractured, as if it couldn't keep up with his massive growth. He has devilish spikes along his face, limbs, and back; all of which are leaking blood.

Oh no

we are uh

probably fucked

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (5)+3 = 8

these stats make no sense for the fucking tortoise

Revenant-Tortoise: "I made a deal with that accursed dragon, Seems I'm not the only one that wants you dead!"

“I’m sorry that I couldn’t save your great grandchildren! What did you want me to do?!”

Ghoul: "Oh, excellent! I love a good bit of drama!"

“I.. I didn’t want them to die man!”

Revenant-Toroise: "Take the hit, die, I don't fucking care! We all sacrifice ourselves for the next generation!"

"Any man would do it, but you."

"Do you know how much I suffered, to raise 3 generations of my kind?"

“I..l”

He lets out a monstrous roar.

"FUCK IT ALL!!!"

“Would you have sacrificed yourself for my great grandchildren?!”

“If you were my age?”

"I-I-"

Give me a charisma check

“I’m still young! I didn’t know what to do!”

ok

uh

+3

please

For the love of all that’s holy

my guys life teeters in this roll

FUCK

/r d20+3

@Rusp: d20+3 = (3)+3 = 6

NO

fucked

FUCK

I’m dead

good campaign baby

"You-you know you're guilty!""

“I-I’m so sorry...”

NOW it's the rat's turn

oh boy

I can tell you're excited

Let’s miss or do 0 damage

attacking ghoul

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (13) = 13

Why couldn’t I get that

on the important roll

fuck you rat

Roll damage

/r d4

@Rusp: d4 = (1) = 1

GOOD JOB

GOOD FUCKIG JOB

WHAT A USEFUL FUCKING SUMMON

AWESOME

He lifts up his leg with rat attached and wriggles it around.

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (20)+3 = 23

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (11)+3 = 14

AWESOME

THE RAT IS DEAD

finally

He flings it across the room, impaling it on the twisted metal.

oh well

not much was lost tbh

He's gonna take a 5-foot step towards you, and just lay a hand on you.

what