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You think this is something you can just joke about?

Joke?

Who said anything about a joke

I've had enough

Why are you telling me this

I don’t even know what enough is

Is it like a quiche?

So pathfinder?

Right

Sounds good

I realized after the session that your summons shouldn't really be sticking around this long

just go with it

I’m imbued with the power of those dead tortoises

No, you didn't eat them

I did absorb their souls

You can only do that through consumption

But you had to be a pussy about it

I’m not a monster

No, you're just selfish

I’m not going to eat the mans recently deceased grandchildren

And weak

or

*great grand children

I could be

Tortoises live a long time

Logical and moral

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Ghoul huh?

yep

ACTUALLY BRB

HAVE TO DO THING

Give me a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

The slime is about to eat you

How will you react?

Rusp?

If you don't say anything, you're gonna die

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (14+14+19+17+10+16) = 90

now a DRAGON is showing up!

Ok

I’m back

I was shooting my gun like a true redneck

Really?

Yeah

I killed 3 whole birds

I’m telling you man

FPSs really help

That's not what a true redneck shoots at

So this was the next best option

Are these birds you can eat?

yep

Okay good

Although I may have put one down close range and blew it up

You still get meat scraps

true

I shot one directly through the skull

Throw it in some water and make a stock, if nothing else

hit nothing besides the head

A true clean kill

What birds, anyway

Mourning doves

I believe

Though in true redneck fashion

I shot first

identified later

You can make a pie from that

yeah

They’re pretty good

So a dragon is about to eat you now

roll to handle animal

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (9) = 9

You handled his animal

nice

Man

I may be one of few people to ever exist that shot a gun and played pathfinder in the same day