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“..that... uh.. you sure we could survive a fight?”

"Ahahaha! You're really doubting me?"

“Yes”

"Then bring along as many monsters as you can manage!"

that’s like

5 dogs

or horses

Or

Well, not horses no. Ponies at level 1

But you can do 1 thing even bigger than all of those.

uh

I can’t summon my dragon

No

dolphin is useless

IS IT?

YOU REALLY THINK THAT???

I’m just going over the ones I remembered

calm yourself

poison frog

Uh

Dolphins beach themselves just so they can rape people! They're insane!

what the fuck is a dire rat

Giant rat

Dire=big

Bigger than a dog?

Maybe as big as a dog? And more vicious than a normal rat.

Hmm

Dolphins only have 1 int

wtf

Oh shit

I meant 2

Still

they should at least have a 3

2 int is the maximum for an animal

Darn

Oh shit

The rats have my other guys disease ability

This is all for future stuff anyways

we still need to get out of here

What will you be doing?

is there anything around us that we could get to

that isn’t going into a pool of lava

There's the volcano walls all around you, and there's the stand where the ghoul and his slime are.

I’m sorry for this

“Where we dropping?”

What

asking him where we should jump to

rsuhgruiehuhgtuihrughrw

true

hjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Listen

His foots injured or something

Im just being considerate

"We're killing that ghoul fuck!"

So could we reach them?

I envisioned us as below them

But you can try swinging up.

Uh

Sure

Alright

Winged demons are coming towards you

Summoning anything?

Your beetle is also still buzzing around

Can I have it attack one of them

and then summon an eagle to attack the other one

Why not

alright

let’s do that

Your eagle comes forth in a burst of light.

damn

The demons close in. Your beetle flies in headlong, the eagle swoops up and goes for a divebomb.

Give me two fly checks

Beetle gets +2, eagle gets +8

/r d20+2

@Rusp: d20+2 = (5)+2 = 7

/r d20+8

@Rusp: d20+8 = (12)+8 = 20

damn beetle

The beetle goes in for a charge, but gets slashed up by the bat-like demon. It spirals down towards the lava.

rip