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"Acid splash? You got acid splash? How about barbed chains? Feather fall? Anything?!"

That’s level 1 man

I’m level 0

“Uh.. ha.. haha..”

In a figurative or literal sense?

Uh

Literal?

Psychic: "FFFF- Mmmph, okay okay okay! Here's your little bag and your candle for summoning. Summon your stupid mongrels, or whatever other thing you want!"

alrighty

Psychic: "We need to break out of these bars somehow."

"What can you summon?"

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (6)+1 = 7

Uh

Carry on

ok..

“I can summon my eidolon, it should be able to break the cages.”

“Or I could summon a bunch of

what would they be

Psychic: "What is it, some sort of gorilla? I don't think even those can break these cages..."

"Can you melt it? Is it a slime man?"

“It’s kind of like a dragon? It can breath fire and is fairly powerful in its own right”

"FUC- uurrrgh..."

"A dragon...."

“It could melt the bars maybe?”

“Or at least weaken them enough that’d it be able to pull them apart”

"With fire breath?!? What's the power on it, 4d10?"

that’s too meta

get out of here

"I'd say these bars would take at least a 6d8."

stop

no

"Maybe 3d12 could do it.."

So uh

/ 3d12

You don’t think that fire on its own could melt the bars

Or weaken them

because if not

I’m out of ideas

oh uh

we could use the branding iron?

idk

"This old thing? It doesn't just cut through steel, buddy."

"Or..."

does it?

He clanks it into the bars.

vinesauce music

"No"

he just

hit it with the branding thing

"But..."

is it even hot

"If we can get it hot...really, REALLY hot...."

We could maybe get it to the lava.. somehow?

or just get lava over here somehow

"The lava, huh?"

"Got anything that can fly?"

fuck

eagle

“I can summon an eagle”

"Alright alright, and with that..."

"That wouldn't be able to hold a 1000 degree iron would it?"

Hmm

“Probably not”

“Let me think..”

How big is a fire beetle?

I’m imagining not very big

fire beetle?

Uh

Uh, the size of a house-cat?

holy shit

that’s quite large

I don't think it can fly can it?

Oh

I just assumed beetles could fly

It can

Oh?

Alright then, guess you got that.