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ik something, but i wont say for the sake of trying not to backseat gm

Okay

So the laser cuts all the way down the length of the desert

Tortoise: "NO!"

oh well

The cyclops begins to retreat.

The tortoise is shuttering.

no he fucking doesnt

I’m getting this fuck

Tortoise: "They- they were...so young...."

It's the tortoise's turn first

can i say my suggestion since its too late?

Tortoise: "WHY?! You could've saved them! You just had to be the damn hero so much, you couldn't save my children!?"

Go ahead xbrox

if there was any way, to trip the cyclops, it would of missed

well

I had no way to do that

Sure, could've worked I guess

But alas, someone decided to go with ranged attacks

rip

Like a coward

Even though he had the strength

even with melee I wasn’t stopping that

smh

Rusp, you're such a defeatist

So it's the eidolon's turn

WHAT?

Defeatis?!

good spell

all I could’ve done is like yelled

Or

it’s not like I had a full turn

You could've taken the bullet for them

no

I would’ve fucking died

I’m not dying for tortoises

And so our hero allows the innocent to perish in place of his own well being

they’re

fucking

turtles

Well, he was like 50 feet away

ah

besides

Jumping in front of the laser didn’t stop it last time

As it hit me

and kept going

maybe if the dragon fired at the eye, it could of hurt so much it closed its eye and laser

well

I would’ve done that

but

I don’t think I had an action to use there

So now what

Man

I don’t know

I feel like the cyclops isn’t actually that badly hurt

tbh i wouldnt blame the tortoise if it fought you next

for not killing myself for his young

It rolled absolute shit for stats

it would not stand a chance

What is your eidolon doing?

I don’t fucking know

Let’s get the hell out of here

The eidolon is pretty badly hurt right now

running away from the tortoise and cyclops

just ignore your problems

it’s the best way

The cyclops is turned away, retreating

yep

Would you like to loot the area, first?

No

I do not want to loot dead baby turtles

Cmon, 10 rations

nor do I want to stick around

it smells tasty

no

oof lol

please

Don't let there memory go to waste

I need to get those sandy gnoll scrolls

So you'd be running to where the cyclops is going