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/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (13)+3 = 16

well geez

The cyclops is now going to slam your dragon into the ground.

/r d6+3

@Gent: d6+3 = (5)+3 = 8

oof

He's flattened against the ground, the entire giant's weight bearing down on him.

uh

Hmm

He now walks towards your direction.

alright

Tortoise time

Tortoise: "It's no use! We'll die before we bring that monster down! Save the children, save yourself!"

Eidolon turn

hmm

I feel like

I won’t be able to kill this

but uh

well then

By the way, I think the eidolon tends to hang onto your body, or morphs into you

It's not just like a normal companion

oh

so like

That's what I've seen before, at least

I’ve done like 20ish damage so far

Like, sometimes people don't even know there is an eidolon around

so

time to think

how much hp would a cyclops have

probably a lot

People would also use their eidolon to instead boost their own melee attacks by morphing together

I don’t want him inside of me

That’s gay

I’m not gay

Give me a roll

No thanks

Give me a roll

I refuse to play a homosexual

a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

YOU

ARE

100%

GAY

Alright

this character is bad now

That's actually your quest, to cure your gayness

ok

That's why you accepted james's quest

eidolon is going to go up behind and attack where his spine would be

Roll me a dice

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

Another roll

FUCK YOU DICE

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

thank god

Hmm

I think he would be flanking here

So it confirms the crit

Oh my fuck

I hate these dices

why do they do this to me

What?

this is bad?

they make my guy gay

than immediately give me my first crit

Your character is only gay for spiders

I

What

My eidolon might not even be a man tbh

who knows

Your eidolon isn't a spider, but you like to pretend he is

I see

alright

so