bot

don’t neurolink me

That's a saving throw

huh

Oh

Nothing you need to worry about

FOR MY DRAGON

CUNT

No, you would roll that

hmm

That's for the action behind you

Why are you rolling for that

Just seeing what happens

Where are you heading, now?

I really don’t know

Back to the guild, or further down?

Back to the guild I guess

Or to the left or right, all 4 cardinal directions are at your disposal

But I want to stay away from those fucks

Is there perhaps a way back that goes around

Well, not really for the guild hall

Looks like the guildhall is not an option

alright

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (16) = 16

You hear a whinny in the distance.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

Oh my god, Slap Chop is riding the donkey.

I’m getting the fuck out of here

Take me to the left or something

Okay, you see a large lake to the left of the guild. It appears to have been built in a sort of oasis.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

You hear an explosion far off.

Just gonna keep walking?

Yep

Alright, you walk on along the lakeside when you meet....

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (20+3+4+20+5+11) = 63

A

what is this

is this a dragon

it's

uh

I have no idea what this could be

it doesn’t make any sense

A long serpent bursts forth from the water.

"And to where are thy headed, young adventurer?"

what

Are talking snakes a thing in this world

You see a draconic serpent float out of the water and through the air. It has a long mustache running down its lips.

I love Gyarados

It's green colored.

I love rayquazza

It scratches its chin with its short arms.

/r d20+10

@Gent: d20+10 = (15)+10 = 25

"You appear to be disgruntled."

S H E N R O N

roll to wish for panties

/roll 1d20

@Bopit: 1d20 = (17) = 17

“Uh.. what are you?”

or is this a thing that I would know about

fuck

"Ah, forgive me my child. I am the guiding light of this oasis."

"I provide assistance to any lost souls who happen upon this lake."

I

Dont know if I trust this

"What does thy heart seek?"

Wait a second

what the fuck were those guys looking for

Who?

James

The scrolls of the sand gnoll

Ah yeah

I’ll say that

"Ah, an explorer I see. I believe south would be your destination."

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20