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/r 6d20

@Rusp: 6d20 = (15+20+19+3+9+13) = 79

Wew

a retard

You'd be...smarter than an animal

Actually, you pick your race and class before handling stats

right

I would probably stick to the more familiar sounding names

fuckig

catfolk

Frankly, I don't know most of that shit

Okay no

No furries

No all furry campaign?

god

Only kobolds

damnit

And kobolds get shit on when it comes to stats

I guess you can do catfolk

Well, you can say what sort of character you're going for and I can try to give tips

You like to do buff tanky characters, right?

That or a bard kinda guy

I think catfolk would actually be good as bards

and sorcerers

I don’t actually want to be a fucking cat

I’ve played enough khajiit

Paladins are pretty great for solo campaigns

Though, typical rules probably won't matter as much in this shit

true

hmm

a lot of choice

Aasimar are like "angel people". They look like regular people, except their hair and eyes can be any color because anime bullshit

Tieflings are their demonic counterparts

I think ogres get regeneration

angel people?

I can be an angel?

Basically, all of them are born the same way as jesus

what the fuck

A god (or apparently, even a goddess) impregnates one of the core races. They look exactly like that race, but they have angelic characteristics

Well, that's how their bloodlines start at least

well

I’m currently between an angel boy and a half elf

Half-elves and half-orcs both get the same stat bonus as humans (+2 to any stat you want

They have other racial traits that make them different, of course

I think

I think I’ll be an angel boy

So that's a +2 to wisdom and charisma right off the bat

What race do you want to look like?

hmm

now that

that is the question

oh wait I’ve got it

I’ll look like a half elf

I’ve mixed my two choices

nice

Well isn't that a combo

Half-elfs are often rejected by society for being race-mixed freaks, and aasimar are also rejected for being different

well geez

The aasimar part is often out of jealousy or something

oh

I didn’t want to pick elves because they seem like pompous fucks

so I went a step down

So aasimars' stat bonuses are pretty much perfect for clerics

oh

cleric

Oh, here's another question

Do you wanna start at level 1 or 3?

hmm

if you start at level 1 it feels like you’ve earned it

than again

Uhh

what’s easier for you

Early levels are a pain to go through, but yeah, you're right about that part

It doesn't really matter for me

oh

well if it doesn’t

than level 1

Oooookay