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@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

haha

nice

You know what’s funny

The fact that it’s hotter in my town right now than it is in the Dominican Republic

now that’s comedy

roll for rusp's anger

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (16) = 16

pretty angry

I’m not actually home

my friend told me it was like 110

roll to trap rusp there

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

almot

roll to never be trapped

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

shit

my double implication roll failed

roll to make rusp a citizen of there

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (13) = 13

rollfor rusp to get mugged

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (5) = 5

My dad and brother almost got mugged

I should make a story time video

And self insert myself

why do i only talk in this channel

oh I know

It’s because it’s superior to the other channels

you can’t roll dice in the other ones

oh right

I was forced to get a massage today

It was a full body

Boy

That was terrible

Was it from a guy?

I’d like to go into full detail about it but it’s not necessarily child friendly

Wouldn’t want to taint umbreon

Did it forcibly breed with you?

Not today

I hear it’s pretty common for them to have the aids

They haven’t attempted to steal my genes yet

The thing about the massage that was bad was that uh

Yes?

Well

Starting with the child friendly part

I am ticklish on nearly every part of my body

So the entire time I was holding in laughter

And then the thing about it that was non child friendly was that uh

and no I didn’t get an erection

she went to rub by my crotch right

Of course

and your boy

your boy got pubes

So...

so she rubbed and uh

her finger kinda got tied in my pubes

and she sat there for a bit trying to get it out

it was the most uncomfortable experience of my life

so a life lesson

if you’re going to get a full body massage

shave your pubes

roll to repress

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

I’ll take it

I’m sorry you had to hear that

Side story

giant black worker walked up to me, pointed up at a coconut on a tree, and asked me if I wanted it

Or at least I assume he did that

I just shook my head

He then proceeded to climb the tree, pull out a machete, and cut a coconut down

he jumped back down and said “you drink”

picked it up

and sliced it in half

and gave it to me