bot

so rusp stop talking to me so i can go to sleep

nah

cool

so hows the airport rusp

Oh you know

Filled with foreigners

gross

ikr

this place can explode at literally any moment

fuck

fuck

I just saw a bunch of people playing fortnite on a box tv

fucking beat them up

this is where you plant your bomb

or I can just yell bomb

these fuckers aren’t worth my explosive asshole

alright

an hour until boarding

you ready to stay up for an extra hour boys

nice

where are you going again?

Dominican Republic

some island place idk

for a wedding?

of the gay variety

how do you know these people

my uncle is one of the two getting married

so I guess

My uncles are getting married?

thats hella gay

it really is

literally

Gay uncle 🤔

oh so you're going there to stop the wedding

the specific place I’m going is called like punta coon or something

Coon?

probably

Punt a coon off a cliff

oof

I’m surrounded right now

I’m in Cleveland

Hey umbreon

yes?

How do you tts?

its disabled for all non admins

but

./tts (then put whatever you want to say here)

Gent

my volume is all the way down

your prank will not work

oh shit I see the actual name

Punta Cana

I was close

not as funny of a name though

Why do gunslingers get to pistol whip for d10 damage

Fuck

Dude

Is a gunslinger main stat dex?

It's like a special ability, but it's fucking stupid

i thought in regular pathfinder gunslingers are supposed to be super rare

from what i saw guns are pretty broken?

Really?

I really want to play a gunslinger

like there's a reason you usually dont see guns in dnd and shit alot

It's because every fantasy world is always stuck at point where it's just about to have an industrial revolution

But it stays like that for thousands of years

let’s make a d&d

most people ban guns in pathfinder

But it’s just cavemen

even though guns are just ok

can I be a gunslinger

okay i was msitaken i guess

but with wands

I want to sling my wands

So you'd be a spellslinger...

no

I want to throw my wands

or slingshot them

infact, I think most people do the gunslinger crossbow variant over the gun wielding gunslinger