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Before I do anything I’d like to search for traps

Fuck you

t r a p s

Roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

Life is a trap.

Hmm

I was thinking actual traps this time

Now what are you doing, we've burned half our time and you haven't made a single action yet

Right

Let’s go try for a window

WHERE ARE YOU GOING

Okay

Uh

fhnjrkegerhn

Through the courtyard?

Give me a stealth check

+12

/r d20+12

@Rusp: d20+12 = (20)+12 = 32

Here we are

rusp

youve done it

absolute stealth legend

have I gone into blackout mode again

You walk up into the courtyard no problem. You think you've got the patrol cycle down pat.

wonderful 20

he knows

You're right next to the monument now.

I D L I K E T O P U L L T H E S W O R D

Give me a strength check.

okay!

come on 1

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

good shit my dudes

high rollers today

You heave with all your might, but to no avail. It appears the sword is stuck in there good.

Shit

Squires: "Wait wait wait, I wanna pull it too!"

plan c is a fail

oh god

/r d20-2

@Gent: d20-2 = (3)-2 = 1

Fucking hell

squires you shit

He can't reach it on his own

nice

Squires: "Hey...will ya help me out here?"

he wants me

to hold him up

so he can pull a sword

should've made the sword drink the feather weight potion

with no leverage

Squires: "Forget it."

alright

any open windows that I can see

No, they all appear to be solid stained glass windows.

ah shit

well

That doesn't mean you can't get through

Breaking windows isn’t exactly stealthy

Over back behind the temple is a graveyard.

oh

uh

Well, you don't necessarily have to break it even

opening windows is a thing, huh?

If you can find some way through, sure

Oh, and are you bringing Vag?

No

He’s staying back

shes

Well Max is watching the animals then.

alright

Both can be tied up behind a building.

Is there a tree that’s close enough to a window for me to reach

Not close enough to reach, no

oh shit