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nice

actual 20 outcome

alright

we’ve been shopping for like two hours

Let’s go my dudes

the time is upon us

Yune and Squires will buy 2 fire paper, they give one to max.

ah

of course

nice

nice

You buying anything for vag?

The buff items won't work on him since he doesn't use a weapon, but the other potions will

well

what would I possibly buy for him

her

why are we preparing so much

badger battle armor

rusp can sneak this

yeah rusp can roll high and just beat the quest

yeah does this guy have fucking badger armor

hey umbreon

do /r deal 2

/r deal 2

🃉🂮 9♦, K♠

/r deal 2

🂱🂽 A♥, Q♥

Ponce: "The imperial guard are on watch all night. If you fight now, you're fighting the whole lot."

what

fuck

umbreon won

rip

so

Hmm

but we have like +2 more sneak

well rusp does

Ponce: "But during the ceremony, they'll be off duty."

well

hmm

hm

man

I wish we had a gnoll cleric

"The beacon lighting takes place at noon tomorrow, they have a procession of children to deliver the holy water, as is custom. Something about the younger generation joining the light or whatnot."

"The sun blades and guards don't care for each other too much, you see."

rolling to make zingly's roll's higher

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (18) = 18

nice

i dont like the sound of this

it sounds like everything is going to go horribly wrong

no please

whats wrong with lolis fire

everything

o o f

I’ve got it

we kill all the children

and they will be too shocked to fight back

what

finally, a real plan

hey

you think if we kill a kid

"If you take the chance to prepare for an ambush tomorrow, you might be good."

they'll like

better idea

take the children hostage

thats a horrible idea

pretty sure to them

this key > anything else

you make a point

Ponce: "Look, in your current attire you won't do a child impersonation very well."

"You can't exactly hide that polearm up your ass."

“Are you sure about that?”

"No, but when they see a halfling bent over shitting out a lance I think that'll raise some alarms."

hmm

“Good point.”

i dont think the child thing will work

yeah

Ponce: "I don't know, you'd need some way of disturbing the ceremony first before I'd even consider taking out a weapon."