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"I’ll tell ya what, if it weren’t fer them pointy eared tree fuckers we woulda plowed down that entire forest years ago.”

"'It's part of the natural world' my ass."

pointy eared tree fuckers

having*

We'll just see, won't we?

haha!

Alright

I think the time has come

"You...sure you don't want anythin' else?"

I don’t think we have much money left

Your buddies have 140 gold

I said this

I mean

we could stock up on the health potions

So remind me, what have you bought so far?

and the others could get the fire potions and such

I’ve personally bought spiders

That’s it

I think

uh

yes

Spiders, feather weight potion, x3 adrenaline, x3 saving grace?

3x adrenaline

huh

oh right

I did get that potion

squires and yune bought some adrenaline

oh

You guys could always get some burning paper or something

I would suggest some form of buffing

I can’t really use it

You have your own buff going

indeed

EBOLA

well

not actually ebola

but

gent

none of u know how to play

i think youre expecting too much

yep

I mean, these are written to be easier to understand

-(FREE)glowing green potion (for Rusp only) -(20 g)fire paper (applies fire buff for 1 minute) -(20 g)gold pine resin (applies electricity buff for 1 minute) -(50 g)jar of spiders soaked in stimulating agent (area will now be swarmed with aggressive spiders, targets take damage and are panicked on a failed will save or shaken on successful saves) -(20 gold)adrenaline (removes all effects of fatigue, allows you to strike targets using your strength or dexterity, duration of 10 minutes, warning: adverse effects if overused) -(20 gold)saving grace (restores user to full health but does not heal wounds, using it is a swift action as it absorbs into the skin, warning: adverse effects if overused) -(FREE)domineering whistle (all intimidated beasts in an area may attack other targets if you pass a handle animal check) -(FREE)tinkerer’s glove (mage hand for the wielder) -(10 g)clear ear (+2 bonus to perception and knowledge checks for 6 hours, but a -2 on all charisma-based checks) -(10 g)cave wart adhesive (handy glue, capable of holding up to 10 pounds of weight) -(50 g)feather weight (your body now has the weight of a feather, you may glide when falling and steer upon a successful fly check, fall damage is greatly reduced) -(30 g)corrosive cocktail (acid damage in an area, armor damage)

hey

Could I attempt to identify the potion

probably not

Uh, I guess

sweet

come on 20

Knowledge arcana

give me that 20

usual penalty

come on baby

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (6) = 6

ah shit

It is green

can i try

No

why

the alchemist doesn’t even know

I just realized

wew

well

if no one else is buying anything

I may buy a corrosive cocktail

that sounds like a good idea

Squires: "With OUR money? Sheesh, so right ahead."

oof

They're greedy fucks

rip

rusp youre poortm

I’m just imagining these guys will be armored to all hell

hopefully we dont have to fight

yeah

if you dont fuck up

Woah woah woah

Yune: "No no, this is fine. That just puts you debt to us, which you can repay with our reward money. This is in addition to the cut I get as the leader, of course."