bot

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (18) = 18

roll to awaken my GM

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

oof

he is not awakened feelsbadman

Crap

This is definitely suboptimal

roll to become server owner

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (12) = 12

good job bopit, the first correct statement you have made tonight

you did infact say 1 hour

oh gee

not if only you put this much care into your other arguements

pika actually admits defeat

yeah, I missed you say 1 hour

my bad

again, if I am wrong I admit it unlike you

same

see but here's the thing

he didn't actually say 1 hour Kappa

he said nah only 1 max

roll to jump out window

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

I jumped in a window

the window jumped into you

oh no

rip private dms

was relevant

eh I didn't think everyone else needed to see it

it's a direct message not a private message, bopit

man bopit was cumming with pika privately

It shows how much of an ecotist you are

ban this man

lewd

he dmed

egotist*

pika

dming is illegal

D M E R S

that's the joke

if you didn't get it

(((R)) D M E R S

RANDOM DIRECT MESSAGING

>the joke is I am something I clearly am

funny jomke

fire

do you DM people

no

good

i dm yes

but not people

oh

okay

you don't understand hyperbole

oh we'rre all here

time for day 2 of teaching umbreon

bring your dad in the arugment

I get dmed by some kinda fucking ground plant bloke a lot

max what is love

uh

Why didn’t you ask me umbreon

its a chemical reaction

I have an answer

oh

to make humans like eachother

totally

okay whats your answer rusp

"no you're wrong! NO U"

love is a natural thing caused by the body that makes you pick partners that your brain identifies as having good genes

guaranteed