bot

I love udders

So you all climb in and the guards walk up to the king.

Guard: muttering "You handle this, I hate talking to this guy"

Siegfried: clears throat "Uh, hello your highness. We recently had a case of arson in our city. It appears to have been a prison escape attempt."

Monkeyfish King: "AND HOW DOES THAT BRING YOU HERE?"

Siegfried: "Our...investigator detected a source of magic fleeing in this direction...we were hoping you w-"

Monkeyfish King: "NOPE"

Siegfried: "But anything you can do would be much appr-"

Monkeyfish King: "SORRY, COME AGAIN"

They leave.

ez

Fuck me for typing that

so can they still track the ring?

or nah

Well, not anymore, otherwise they would've found you instantly

oh

ok

Monkeyfish King: "AND FOR WHAT BRAVE QUEST ARE YOU YOUNGLINGS TRAVELING HERE?"

Monkeyfish King: "COME ON, DON'T BE SHY"

"We are here, for the noble task of robbing an important elf"

Monkeyfish King: "AH, WOULD IT BE THE SUN KEY YOU DESIRE?"

"Why indeed it would!"

Monkeyfish King: "YES. IT WOULD SEEM THAT IT IS AROUND THE NECK OF GWYNDOLIN OF THE SUNSWORDS"

Monkeyfish King: "SHE IS HERE FOR THE BEACON LIGHTING CEREMONY. BY THE END OF THE MORROW, HER AND THOSE TROUBLESOME ELVES WILL DEPART"

hmm

“Is there any way you could help us in getting the key?”

Monkeyfish King: "THE ONLY WAY WOULD BE TO DEFEAT THE ELF IN COMBAT"

what

"Why couldn't we steal it off her?"

Monkeyfish King: "OR LIKE, I GUESS YOU CAN DO THAT."

does she not sleept

sleep*

Monkeyfish King: "WELL, I'M NOT SURE IF ELVES EVER SLEEP. BUT IF YOU'RE CONFIDENT IN THIEVERY THEN SO BE IT."

rusp

im confident in you

Monkeyfish King: "JUST DON'T STEAL MY RED GEM"

you are?

after what happened last time?

roll to see chances of this succeeding

/r d20

/r d20

rip

huh

oh geez

0% chance

better not do any rolling in the near future

pack it up everybody

“We promise we will not steal your red gem”

/r d20

!roll

@Phijkchu_Pikachu d20=(9)=9

no one fucked with the bot https://i.imgur.com/oj2kX4e.png

@taxes: d20 = (9) = 9

@Gent: d20 = (11) = 11

@taxes: d20 = (8) = 8

its actually dead

oh

@Gent: d20 = (13) = 13

8/20

no that doesnt count

it had to think about it

chances of this ACTUALLY working

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

welp

Yeah

YEAH

pack it up

its fine

our characters

dont know this

its fine

Monkeyfish King: "ALLOW MY SON, ABRAHAM, TO ASSIST YOU. I'M SURE THAT IN A MOMENT OF CRISIS HE WILL PROVE HIS WORTH."

Thank god

So what's the plan?

So

at night

we go in there

sneak up

and crash and burn