bot

fuck

You feed Vag some wolf jerky. You have 3 rations left.

the 20 that keeps on giving

Umbreon has a shit ton I think.

well

Eating any kind of human like thing feels like a bad thing to me

I’d prefer to not eat things that can speak

besides, I wouldn’t have rolled a 20 on beating the shit out of that meat

Anyways

I will have squires or yune fill in the others about our ordeal

Yune: "So, does anyone know where we can get this key?"

did me or umbreon overhear the elves say anything

You never asked.

huh

Squires: "Are you guys fucking kidding me?"

"You had all day to talk to anyone"

“Oh.. right..”

“Heh..”

"..."

Max, I assume you slept a bit last night

You're starting to get a bit fatigued

Man.. I wonder what my other two quests were

I imagine they were also urealms based

Indeed

the paladin one was..

Den of dragons?

or

shit

what’s it called

Anyway

right!

You hear some shouting accompanied by footsteps.

oh

oh no

fuck

fuck

fcu

we should head deeper into the cave

to hide

original idea

You're going deeper?

preserve the canon Kappa

Squires: "alright Gratia, make a fog wall so th- SHIT!"

shit

looks like we’re going deeper

"HALT!"

"WHO DARES TREAD INTO THE DOMAIN OF THE GREAT MONKEYFISH KING?"

oh boy

Guards: "Something's happening this way"

"Who's he talking to?"

who would be most likely to talk to this man

surely not me

rusp

you are our K4

The guards are saying that

was k4 the one who talked to the monkey fish king?

first, anyways

Yune: "Uh, heya! We're just passing by and some elves got up, and uh-"

Monkeyfish King: "AH, THE ELVES HAVE TROUBLED YOU TOO? I SEE. THEY HAVE TWICE FOLD DISRESPECTED MY KIN."

"QUICK, HIDE UNDER MY UDDERS. IT'S THE ONLY PLACE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE."

nice

I love udders

So you all climb in and the guards walk up to the king.

Guard: muttering "You handle this, I hate talking to this guy"

Siegfried: clears throat "Uh, hello your highness. We recently had a case of arson in our city. It appears to have been a prison escape attempt."

Monkeyfish King: "AND HOW DOES THAT BRING YOU HERE?"

Siegfried: "Our...investigator detected a source of magic fleeing in this direction...we were hoping you w-"

Monkeyfish King: "NOPE"

Siegfried: "But anything you can do would be much appr-"

Monkeyfish King: "SORRY, COME AGAIN"

They leave.

ez

Fuck me for typing that

so can they still track the ring?

or nah

Well, not anymore, otherwise they would've found you instantly

oh

ok

Monkeyfish King: "AND FOR WHAT BRAVE QUEST ARE YOU YOUNGLINGS TRAVELING HERE?"