bot

I am disoriented

For fuck's sake man, just finish this so I can get some sleep

WHERE AM I

I'm fucking done

ok

Honestly

So he wants me to save yune

is that what I’m gathering

He's trying to grab for your ankle, but he's telling you to save her

Ok

See, he's right next to you

How he get there?

Thats crazy

I want to die

Ok

Me to

I will attempt to save yune

Throwing it?

throwing her the dagger

Give

me

a

roll

+5

o

K

plus 5

Holy shit

I’m going to get a 6!

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (13)+5 = 18

Oh my god

My one decent roll

Holy fucking shit

She catches it, your character feels like a hero.

You want to stay with these two forever because you love them so god damn much.

you fucking know it

Ahh

This went to shit

/r d20

Squires grabs onto your leg and pulls himself away

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (1)+1 = 2

Myyy god

Oh geez

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (5)+1 = 6

oh geez

wait a minute

And he gets a 20

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

Wow!

Okay, she cuts herself with the warp blade

What the fuck was the 20

What

First was her roll to hit

Second was her roll to confirm

Third was to see if she hit herself

Fucking christ

This is hell

Just before she passes out from the pain, she teleports right next to you guys.

I’m sorry that I’ve done this

Yeah yeah

encounter over

Awesome

Welp

You carry the two nearly dead gnomes into a cave

Sorry for acting like a shit

I am tired and angry

Rusp

Vag feels eternally grateful to you for saving his life.

Oh my lord

He snuggles up into your lap.

Bonding has occured

You can now play as Vag during his turns.

Oh my god

It’s happened

What a great ending

and chad + loli are still fucked