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Erin: "Halt! Child, what are you doing in the woods this late? Don't you know not to go into the snakewoods?"

Ok now shove your spear in his neck

Squires removed your lance.

And your studded armor.

im going to cry and sob and say stuff like "H-HE WAS CHASING ME AND AND" and them im going to sob more

and now do i roll

Roll me a...

a

Bluff check

Give me a 1?

so

how does this work

"You can take 10 on Bluff checks to convince others you are telling the truth, so long as your story makes you appear innocent. "

what does that mean

It means you add 10 to your bonuses and don't roll

oh

would that let me pass the check

Taking a 20 assumes you spent enough time on a task to eventually do it perfectly

so would i pass

Uh

What were you saying about the disguise bonus earlier?

+1 from my stat and +2 from childlike

Okay then, that beats his passive perception

Just don't make him suspicious

okay

i guess ill do that then

i dont trust rolls

Erin: "Here, come with me. Stay over by our tent for the night."

He grabs you by the arm and ushers you back to his camp.

fuck

Squires: "Uh, keep with the plan?"

why am i always the one in these predicements

I’ll just shrug

okay

rusp get the rest across

and then uh

try to get me?

His focus is firmly on max right now.

Alright

Here we go

Say that it could be the man who was chasing you

Than I’ll just book it

Another elf is looking on with droopy eyes.

Ok

time to sneak back

Roll

/r d20+11

@Rusp: d20+11 = (5)+11 = 16

Wew

My god

Hey he’s distracted!

You get back to the others.

that’s insane

Holy shit

I guess Yune is next.

here we go

/r d20+11

@Rusp: d20+11 = (19)+11 = 30

Oh boy

Yune: "So if I enlarge you, then we can both come with-"

Can I take vag too

That’s a 30

No, you already made it to the other side.

Damnit

Ok

Back we go

I’m fucking terrified right now

/r d20+11

@Rusp: d20+11 = (4)+11 = 15

Uhhh

he’s distracted?

Sleepy Elf: "You sure you checked those bushes?"

oof

Fucking fire emblem fags

Ok

So

Back I go?

Wait

No