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what do i tie it to

The bridge

There's railing on the bridge

oh

ok

yeah

i'd like to do that

Oh, the owlbear too

oh thats way funnier

It's docile enough

im tying it to the bear

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (6) = 6

Didn't need to roll for it

oh

Roll to throw it to Rusp

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (8) = 8

You tie a noose and throw it towards him. Rusp starts having flashbacks.

What?

Dlanigger isn’t me!

Fucking

Oh

Lynching

Got it

Squires gets the owlbear to pull rusp up.

/r d20+9

@Gent: d20+9 = (17)+9 = 26

Oh boy

It leaps into thee air and pounds it's massive arms down. Rusp is launched up from the water.

You land on the deck.

Wew

Give me a roll.

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

nice

You did not get the mustache.

NO

I now hate max

im sorry

Not hate

roll for good hair dye on july 1st

i just

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (4) = 4

My guy is very upset

ffs

the moustache gave me trauma

okay

Don

so i wanted it gone

Don't dye your hair

Dye it bright pink

Make a statement

lol im dying teh bottom half light purple

NO

Stay pure

aww

but i like this

http://prntscr.com/jwxrrv

Don't mar your body

Oh hey

It’s our cleric

It's how they get to you

Can you heal me xbrox

Oh yeah, a little late to join right now

lol its k

One of these days I’ll level up

Than the world will see

That I’ll have more than 11 hp

So on Nessie you find:

A flask of oil 2 healing potions A fishing pole A silver rapier A ring with a red symbol on top

Oh baby

can I identify the symbol

Sure, roll me knowledge religion you brainlet you

ccan i try too

oh boy!

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

god damn it