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wow

i have so much now

Um

I’m sure you want the mustache of the man who just touched you

Max, will you accept these?

uh

The way to make kids feel better is to give them things

im going to throw the mustache in the water

but ill keep the eyepatch

I would like to catch it

Give me a reflex save

making sure not to jump off the bridge

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

HAHAH

LOL

It’s okay

Your eyes follow it as it goes over your head. You walk backwards with the mustache, stumbling over the edge of the bridge.

My reflex is high enough

Shouldn’t I have a bonus

That makes it not that bad

Natural 1's man

oh

Give me a swim check

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

oh god

Wait

Am I still large

You are floundering in the water right now, and yes.

Can I wade

No

deep river

Not with that roll

I’d like to yell for help

Well, yeah. Otherwise there'd be no bridge.

But me enlarged is like

Very tall

Give me a roll

@Rusp: d20 = (6) = 6

Well

They saw me go over right

The water rushes into your mouth making it hard to talk.

can i roll to see if I saw him go over

There’s no way you didn’t

It doesn't matter because everyone saw you fall.

I refuse to believe

aw

Thank god

Like, what did you think?

Squires can tell Nessie to have the bear save me

It’s all good

Umbreon has a rope.

Oh

Right?

That’s also a thing

There are many ways out of this

Umbreon my boy, you've been awfully quiet

i think he died again

My only ones so far have involved water

or is watching a video

like m

me*

smh

Disgusting

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Umbreon

Save me

Rusp is drowning.

I’m a black man in water

Jinx

hmm

Throw your rope

You have one of those

what do i tie it to

The bridge

There's railing on the bridge

oh

ok