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ROLLING SO SHIT

Fuck me

I’d like to sacrifice myself for a D.I.

They whiz around the cave entrance, their internal lights blinking. This is mildly irritating to look at.

Nice

Max, don't die

uh why

epilepsy

May I remind you that you're a barbarian

yes i am

what about

You can rage

oh

Do barbarians have barbed penises

yes

i have experience

well

oof

is it my turn

Yes

time for little girl to hulk out

hmmm

okay what's the current all around situation

This is gonna make it even harder to charm anyone though

I know rusp is down

Two choices

Fall down and cry for help to manipulate cleric

Or hulk out

what if, since i look like a human girl

i pretend to be rusp's daughter

Umbreon and Vag are untouched so far. 2 wind gnolls are next to you. The cleric tried to cast a spell at you.

Max

Im black

cucking is a thing

Rusp is down right now, he'll need some assistance to not die from his wounds.

Blacks are usually the ones on the giving end

are there any by rusp

You're sitting pretty well at 10 health max

hm

okay you know what

how does rage work

oh boy

Oh, here's for squires

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (6) = 6

fucking squires

Still running

Where’s yumi

okay a second question too

how does the battle look from my perspective

does it seem like we're going to loose

So you can go into a rage, increasing your strength, constitution, and will saves temporarily. This comes at the cost of your AC.

I don't know, that's kind of your decision

hmm

It was looking terrible

Two of your buddies got knocked to the ground.

Up until vag ripped the mans throat up

okay fuck it

im going to rage

Another guy seemed to run away

wait

well

yeah ill rage

Make sure to be angry crying

For full tantrum effect

Actually dont

im thinking

So you will be in this rage for 7 turns

At the end of it you will be fatigued.

"I-I DONT WANT ANY OF MY NEW FWENDS TO DIE!" and okay

Not phillipe is a lost cause anyways

So you're raging, now what?

I'm going to attack not phillipe while crying and saying sorry

Oof

Normally I'd say he's out of reach from you, but you're using a lance so I'll allow it

n i c e

Roll me some dice

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (13) = 13

average