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Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:28 PM bot

i want to run up to the gnoll attacking rusp

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:28 PM bot

pull out my bear trap and smash his dome

Deleted User Jun 18, 2018 7:28 PM bot

roll to assist umbreon on his next roll

Deleted User Jun 18, 2018 7:28 PM bot

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:28 PM bot

@Deleted User: d20 = (18) = 18

Bopit Jun 18, 2018 7:28 PM bot

roll to counter fire's assist

Bopit Jun 18, 2018 7:28 PM bot

/roll 1d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:28 PM bot

@Bopit: 1d20 = (14) = 14

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:28 PM bot

A duck flies by filling you with encouragement

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:29 PM bot

oh hell yeah

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:29 PM bot

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:29 PM bot

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (19) = 19

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:29 PM bot

So, which gnoll is this?

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:29 PM bot

the big guy

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:29 PM bot

attacking rusp

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM bot

So, beartrap damage

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM bot

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM bot

That's 2d6+3

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM bot

alright

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM bot

/r 2d6+3

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM bot

@Dan K. Meme: 2d6+3 = (5+3)+3 = 11

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:30 PM bot

Fucking hell

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:31 PM bot

With the gnoll's focus stuck on the badger, you manage to sneak up behind him and smash a bear trap onto his face. The teeth close down around the top of his skull and under his chin.

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:31 PM bot

He falls to the ground screaming in agony.

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:31 PM bot

Nice!

taxes Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM bot

wow

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM bot

Just for the hell of it, roll me some damage on the impact.

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM bot

d6

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM bot

/r d6

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM bot

@Dan K. Meme: d6 = (1) = 1

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM bot

rip

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM bot

You had to jump up to reach it around his head.

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:32 PM bot

By the way, that only worked because you rolled a 19

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM bot

i realize this

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM bot

Vag's turn

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM bot

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM bot

@Gent: d20+2 = (11)+2 = 13

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM bot

Vag will eat the soul of the dying gnoll

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM bot

Like a good boy does

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM bot

/r 2d4

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:33 PM bot

@Gent: 2d4 = (4+3) = 7

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM bot

Vag starts tearing into the neck wound of the already incapacitated leader. His body goes still.

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM bot

Welp

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM bot

God boy!

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM bot

God also works

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM bot

Luckily, this gets the attention of ol' Franklin

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:34 PM bot

I’d like to place a berry in front of him

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM bot

Vag is actually busy chewing at the guy's neck right now

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM bot

Oh

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM bot

Fine I get it

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM bot

Fresh meats better than my treats

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM bot

/r d20+3

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM bot

@Gent: d20+3 = (3)+3 = 6

Deleted User Jun 18, 2018 7:35 PM bot

i have a question

Deleted User Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM bot

why does your GM roll so low

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM bot

Franklin starts running over to help out his leader, but freezes in horror at the sight of him.

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM bot

Fuck am I going to be saved by chadbreon

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM bot

Wind gnoll time

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM bot

i have a question fire

Deleted User Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM bot

ye

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM bot

why does your GM rig his dice

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM bot

Kappa

Fire? Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM bot

excuse me

Fire? Jun 18, 2018 7:36 PM bot

i have no gm

Dan K. Meme Jun 18, 2018 7:37 PM bot

oh i thought you were also sucking off bopit with syren

Fire? Jun 18, 2018 7:37 PM bot

he's only "helping" us make characters, i don't think he's actually going to dm

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:37 PM bot

What

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:38 PM bot

What are you doing to him?

Deleted User Jun 18, 2018 7:38 PM bot

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blowjob

Urban Dictionary: blowjob

When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor,thieve or rat then give him a blowjob. You can blowjob a car, a house or somebody's wife.

www.urbandictionary.com

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:38 PM bot

Anyway, the wind gnolls close in on max.

taxes Jun 18, 2018 7:39 PM bot

oh boy

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:39 PM bot

where is the gem lord when you need him

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:39 PM bot

One is gonna slash at you.

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:39 PM bot

/r d20+2

Sidekick BOT Jun 18, 2018 7:39 PM bot

@Gent: d20+2 = (3)+2 = 5

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM bot

He didn't realize you were so much shorter than him

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM bot

Rusp...you can say something I guess

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM bot

Your turn

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM bot

good boy

Rusp Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM bot

that is all

Gent Jun 18, 2018 7:40 PM bot

Give me a roll +3

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