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He misses and hits the rock. He then proceeds to move 5 spaces away from the battle.

Just as planned

5 whole spaces?

He teleports

Yes

Ok

Here we go

I’m going to fucking die

Now the whirlwind gnolls

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (9) = 9

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (11) = 11

9/11, perfect

They crash into a tower

but for some reason they can’t seem to quite melt the beams

Max, your turn

Fucking

hi

sorry

okay

What the hell were those whirlwind rolls for

okay rusp should i do the thing

Initiative

Oh

Well max

or just fight

It doesn’t seem like the best idea, I’ll be honest

But you can try if you’d like

but

okay this is a roll to see if ill do it

high is i will

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (19) = 19

Oh boy

well

okay gent

The answer is no

rip

Okay, ask your question so I can say no

okay

can i hug one

to try to befriend it

Oh, absolutely

oh boy

Hug cleric man

i will

hug cleric man

using my loli might

inb4 1

You're right next to the head gnoll

we will become friends

oh boy even better

If you move you'll provoke an attack of opportunity

this is going to be bad

hmmm

if he gets the attack off

will it interupt me

I mean, you can take a hit if you think it's worth it

Oh, one more thing

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

is the hit for certain as well

That's the gemlings's initiative

Hemlines?

okay fuck it im just going to do it

Fuck you autocorrect

ii trust in rng

never do that

so do i roll now

You're running towards him?

the cleric man to hug him yes

Alright

rng dont screw me

Come on dice

Head kobold attempts to bite your shoulder

oNONONO

RABIES