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/r d20-4

@Rusp: d20-4 = (12)-4 = 8

yeah

that’s fair

Vag looks around, and runs over to the nearest tree. He hisses at it angrily.

I knew that would happen

lmao

I fucking knew you would do that

I’m still going to give him a berry

You can't until your turn.

Damn

Nothings going my way!

So, it's gnoll #2's turn, who I've decided to name Franklin.

Not Pete?

That's the cleric silly

Oh geez

My bad

Squires: "Ah man, Gratia used to love cleric gnolls! Too bad he's not here."

Oh no

Max is basically gracias

Should be fine

ye

itll be fine

Franklin is gonna get up from the ground. This provokes an attack of opportunity from you, rusp.

Awesome

Yes

Time to get a 1

Because you're giant, you have a wider reach

But how big am I?

rusp dont hit me

You're about a 2x2 tile

Oh that’s useful

Ok

I’ll just fucking stab him

Roll me a dice +3

/r d20+3

@Rusp: d20+3 = (9)+3 = 12

The blade hits him, but it can't seem to pierce his fur.

That’s nonsensical

Should work

It was an indirect hit. You need to get him full on.

It's thick matted fur too.

He takes a 5-foot step towards you and that's the end of his turn.

Your turn Rusp

Ok

3 health

run....

Would you say that I’m big enough to punt him

If you roll well.

Hmm

I don’t like the sounds of that

You're normally weaker than the average person, but the enlarge spell seems to compensate for that, as it tends to do

I’m going to do that one thing that gives me +4 dodge or whatever

defend

total defense?

Yeah that

welp

good luck

Why’s that

Well, that makes up for the dexterity lost from the enlarge spell too

nothing

You know what

I’m just going to stab him

Roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

oh boy

Roll me some damage.

/r d8

@Rusp: d8 = (5) = 5

That's +1 now

Oh boy

6 damage

You stab him in the eye and say "You better where an eye patch like that guy over there" pointing at the cleric

I would not say that

damn he can't even spell while talking

Clearly it's his low IQ

makes sense

Also going to take a 5 foot step backwards