bot

a bit

There’s no way he’s disgusting looking

he's disgusting and scary to me

Considering I stole him from rich people

i dont know

he has been outside with you

o o f

and doing who knows what

he could be eating your shit behind you

hey

I fucking beat the shit out of some meat for him

You watch as Vag digs into the ground and pulls up the squirming body of a squirrel. It bites into the squirrel's neck, causing it to drop limp.

>boy

I’m sorry

i like to imagine

It’s a habit

rusp doesnt know its gender

My guy isn’t very smart

So it’s make sense

does your guy

know of genders?

Spoilers: Vag was the trap that killed your brother.

Probably

My guy has had sex before

We determined that at some point

^

No

It was a person

person

or

you think badgers are people

"person"

checks out

You raise valid points, Chad

it is what i do

Oh btw

he raises other things too

SHE

fuck me

no thanks

Max, you are scarred for life by this event.

i now have a fear of badgers

great

It’s probably for the best

Or you lost a love for animals. However you want to interpret it.

luckily mighty chad here will protect me

Vag would’ve bitten you

i doubt it

ok

so no one will be interacting during the trip

yep

rip

Squires: "Hey boss, I felt like we needed that other guy for something"

Yune: "Nah, we're both sorcerers. I can do anything he can."

Squires: "No, I felt like he was REALLY important. I just can't remember..."

oh no

:thinknign;

Quest-Giver: "Look, you had the time to figure that out back at town. Now we're almost at the mountain."

how big is the mountain

Not too big. You're plan is to kind of go around it.

It should act as cover against any elves on watch.

should

Squires: "Eh, whatever. How about I get us all in the mood with a song?"

"W-what kind of song...?"

Squires: "Just a nice peaceful campfire song"

Squires: "Okay, a 1, a 2, a 1 2 3"

Everyone give me a will save.

oh god

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (13) = 13

/r d20+5

@Dan K. Meme: d20+5 = (7)+5 = 12

uh

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

oh no