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absolute chad

c h a d

"Just follow me to the damn mountain. After that, you're on your own. I fully expect to not have to pay all of you in the end."

Oof

rude

wait did he ever say something specific we had to rob or just "rob"

You'll know what to do by the time you get there.

ah okay

So the trip to the mountain will take the rest of the day, and you'll spend the night at the base of it. Anything your characters want to do in the mean time?

during the night?

During the trip, the night, whenever.

ah

well i asked this earlier

is rusps badger thing

cute

I’m just going to try and stay away from Chad

I'm going to try and talk to the tall man

Fuck

my question is the most important

I’ll let gent decide

^

You both roll against each other

a d20?

Unless I say otherwise, yes

okay

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (15) = 15

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (11) = 11

Wait

I think there was a miscommunication

This is rusp vs umbreon

why is this decision a roll off?

oh

oh

kek

>responding to their questionf irst

:thinkingnn;

/r d20

o o f

OOF

Nice try, Chad

his blackness evades me

Yeah, Rusp disappears into the shadows the second you take your eyes off him.

see, all i want to know if its cute so i can try to pet it

Isn’t that what your roll was for

It's a badger, you decide.

okay okay

It is more domesticated than an average one.

ill just roll for it because i was confused earlier

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

okay nope

badger is scary

It’s the same size as you

its very disgusting

and scary

rusp

im not 1ft tall

im a bit taller

a bit

There’s no way he’s disgusting looking

he's disgusting and scary to me

Considering I stole him from rich people

i dont know

he has been outside with you

o o f

and doing who knows what

he could be eating your shit behind you

hey

I fucking beat the shit out of some meat for him

You watch as Vag digs into the ground and pulls up the squirming body of a squirrel. It bites into the squirrel's neck, causing it to drop limp.

>boy

I’m sorry

i like to imagine

It’s a habit

rusp doesnt know its gender

My guy isn’t very smart