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Acrobatics, Disguise, Ride and Swim

So I can stay up late

she's trying to get a special sword from some lake spirit

what?

Nothing going on on father's day?

anything else/

Well

Not until like 5

I think that's it

Oh boy

what about my weapon

do i just get nothing

You buy them

nice

okay

this is fine

Time to actually play?

yes

Allllllllllllright

So when we last left off, Rusp trained his dumb animal to hiss angrily at a tree.

The gnome who gave the quest seems to have arrived, along with a group of others.

Max. Umbreon. What are you shits doing?

uh

clearly im hitting on max

oh boy

Fuck man

Chad trying to ruin my harem

it's a love triangle

you're a halfling right max?

yes but im childlike

Great, we've already got a pedo

so you're hitting on a loli

well im a gnome

so we';re basically the same height

oh boy

You still look like an adult umbreon

What the hell

and i look like a human little girl

the chad will take all women

Giant fucking autistic man and children

All the other quest takers that showed up also appear to be gnomes.

Literally everyone is standing in your shadow, Rusp.

Nice

Hey umbreon, can I get an example of one of your pick up lines?

how does vag or whatever compare

A badger is about 2.5 feet long

I think she's less than a foot tall

I looked this up

but she doesn't stand on her legs right

Nah

max looks like a human child, she's full size for her race

porygon i also took childlike

so i look like a human little girl even morr

yes, childlike makes you look like a Human child

not a hobbit halfling child

Ok

Quest-Giver: "Okay, is this everyone? Good, now let's- oh dear lord what is that thing?"

is he talking about me or vag

Gnome: "It blots out the very sun and reeks like death."

Ok

Me

rip rusp

poor rusp

“I’m uh.. here for the quest”

Quest-Giver: "Well so much for a gnome only group... Actually, wait, I don't have enough money for all of you."

fellow gnomes

Quest-Giver: "One of you guys is gonna have to take a hike"

“It ain’t gonna be me”

"You don't even look equipped for this job"

This was a stealth mission, right?

That’s why I picked it

Quest-Giver: "Everyone who's interested, state your name and profession!"

fuck man thats a hard questoin

yes

yes

“My names Dlanigger... and I’m real good at sneakin and theifen”

"I want your profession, sir (your class)"

"Gratia, Sorcerer" "Squires, Bard" "Yune, Sorcerer"