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what about the plan to avenge your borther

Oh right!

He doesn't make plans

rerolling intellience stat

The mistake is all you need to know

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (8) = 8

+1

That's -1

Wait what was my int?

I thought it was 7

You rolled a 7, but lost 2 for your race

Oh god damnit

-1 referring to the ability score's effect

My dex is like 21 though

Above 10 is a bonus, below is a penalty

Oh and umbreon, if you go gnome I think you lose out on power attack

He’s a very wise gnome

Not sure what wisdom effects

Magic shit

Oh

I thought that was int

It depends on your class

I see

I don’t really get the whole numbers behind getting hit and dodging

yeah im fine with lossing power attack gent

Your dex score goes into your armor class, known as AC for short. This determines whether you get hit or not. Wearing armor and a shield you also add into your AC

All I need to know is

What number do I get hit at

But armor can also limit your dex score

I have it at 17

Nice

I’m sad my guy didn’t level up for killing a singular wolf

Not really, though

For these sorts of games, you don't have experience points

I mean you can, it tends to work better if you level up with time. That way no one is left behind for arbitrary reasons

Makes sense

Wait a second

Did I get my training session with Vag in yesterday?

I guess not

I was supposed to do it after I beat the shit out of my meat!

Nothing like training the vag after a good meat beating

Go ahead and try

What am I rolling here

Just a straight d20

Tell me what you want to do first

I want to teach him basic commands - including “get em”

Okay, how are you gonna do that?

Uhh

With my training kit

And treats

Do I have to go into detail?

Yes

Fuck

Ok

I’m

Going to

Fuck me

Uhhh

I don’t know how to explain how to train an animal

you're going to fuck yourself?

Now you're immersed with your character

I’m going to

Kick and bite at a tree

Right

Than I’m going to eat one of his treats

Making sure he watches the whole thing

We can say you did this while the jerky was drying

Than I’m going to point at the tree

While holding out a treat

If he doesn’t get it at first

Okay....give me a 20

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

YES

holy shit

YES

Fuck off

ABSOLUTE LEGEND