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Awesome

Two ideas m

One

You can choose to hold an action at any point

If you would instead like to go after another target

Scream and follow up on Vag’s intimidation, or just attack while their off guard

Hmm

Vag is disoriented by the fall right now so the intimidation won't last

Looks like I’m going to attack

But remember you're not alone in this fight

Vag, my hero?

Ok

I’m going to quickly run up to the wolf that bit me and stab it

As my autism has given me rage

Preferably in the neck

You get 1 action this round since you're staggered

Wait

You can hold your action until they come to you

Sure

Why not

Any specific action you're waiting for them to do?

Lunge at me

Or vag

Perfect, because wolf #1 is gonna use his action to lunge at your throat

Spectacular

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (12)+1 = 13

Okay

This is

You step out of the way

Wonderful

His trajectory is set for him to miss, your action?

Can I just give him a nice slice?

Give me a roll plus 5

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (7)+5 = 12

I'll let that hit just because you "predicted" his exact action

Nice

Roll me a d8

Come on baby

@Rusp: d8 = (1) = 1

oof

Fuck me

1 whole damage

You chicken out and don't fully hit him, he appears unfazed

Oh no

This is the worst possible outcome

That's actually a minus 2 because your strength score prevents you from piercing their armor

Oh

0 damage

Thank god

You heal them Kappa

And since I’m nice they decide to let me go

Easy fix

Fuck I wish I would’ve went with my original weapon idea

So Vag shakes himself off and seems to want to go back to resting, apparently oblivious to the situation at hand

God damnit vag

Vag is such a cunt

The one wolf encircles Vag anticipating his next move

The other wolf runs up to bite your leg

/r d20-1

@Gent: d20-1 = (20)-1 = 19

Natural 20

Dlanigger wasn’t meant for this world

roll to be less of a racist

/r d20

@Fire?: d20 = (8) = 8

fuck

It’s not racist!

It’s Regginald backwards

Max killed Reginald

Since pathfinder is a balanced game, there's this mechanic called "confirming criticals" where you have to roll again to see if you actually get a crit

What?

no rusp this has nothing to do with you and your roleplay

i was rolling for myself

Oh that’s fine

If his next roll still hits, he gets a crit, it doesn't need to be a 20 necessarily. If it misses, it's a normal attack

/r d20-1

@Gent: d20-1 = (11)-1 = 10

It's a normal attack