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But if not I have a great solution

It can't climb at the best of times, and it's currently half awake right now

Would it climb the tree for the badger equivalent of a Scooby snack?

Treat dipped in mead

You don't have any mead left

And still no

Son of a bitch

Ok

I’m going to pick up Vag

And I’m going to use escape artist

The wolves are closing in, you have 1 action left before things get hairy

Or rather

Attempt

You don't just "use" escape artist

Oh

That’s not good

It's more meant for you to escape from capture

Like when you're tied up

Oh

Makes sense

Still good for you

Looks like I’m going to prepare to fight

Any last action?

I mean

I guess I can attempt the tree climb with vag

Give me a worthless roll, -3

I mean 5

/r d20-5

@Rusp: d20-5 = (18)-5 = 13

You manage to hoist yourself up and grab onto a large branch

You seem to lack the strength to fully climb up the tree, but you're a good 5 feet off the ground so long as your arms don't give out

That

Doesn’t seem like enough

You'll have to make strength saves every round you try to keep this up

Well

Not a good solution

Looks like it’s time to drop and fight

Before that, it's time to roll for initiative

Oh boy

This might change your next move

Oh baby

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (13)+5 = 18

Here's wolf #1

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (15)+2 = 17

Wew

Not even close

Wolf #2

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (7) = 7

+2 to that

Wolf #3

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (16)+2 = 18

You still go first because your dex is higher

Let’s go

And here's for Vag

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (10)+1 = 11

Well

He beat one wolf

Welp

Where to start

Hmm

Wait a second

Autistic intimidate incoming

I’m going to give the loudest most blood curdling autistic scream I can manage

Give me a roll +1

Hell yeah

+1

/r d20+1

@Rusp: d20+1 = (16)+1 = 17

Oh baby

Your charisma won't hurt you since you are much bigger than them

You shout maniacally into the sky, which seems to give the largest wolf pause

Gottem

Wolf number 3 is going to jump at you attempting to bite your foot

Oh no