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It just seems weird that stats can vary so wildly

They don't really, you just decided to roll a d20

Oh

What was I supposed to roll?

There's a few ways of doing it, one is you roll 4d6 for each stat and discard the lowest roll each time

Oh

I see

I’m fine with the 2 charisma actually

And another is where you just have a given number of points to pump into your stats

Can I upgrade stats as I level?

Is that a thing?

Yeah, but it's once every 3 levels iirc

Ok

New secondary story arc

Slowly cure autism

You do get better abilities from your class and better gear

So a training kit...

You get a brush and some feed for your badger, but that's about all you'd be able to find here

Hmm

I suppose I should probably buy these things

So the feed in this case are berries that function more like a treat

Use it for positive reinforcement rather than an actual meal

So like training a dog

Understood

That's 7 gold, leaving you with 19 total

Still rich

Alrighty

I’m out of here

On your way out, you spot a large notice board in front of the bar you seem to have overlooked earlier.

It appears to have several quests pinned to it, offering some decent rewards

I don’t know if I have time for these, with the paladins and whatnot

I may want to put some more distance in between me and them before I consider quests

Do what you will

Wait

What’s my guys intelligence?

5

Oh

I probably would not think about that

And would look for a quest

Bear in mind, some of these notices aren't for the town locals

Ah, ok

Questing time it is

I just realized that my guy is actually retarded

Not just socially

Fuck

Hold on

Long boy

Shit

gent is writing a novel here

Almost has written as much as rob

Do you have a thirst for adventure? Then come with us and journey deep within the Sandgem Temple to retrieve an ancient desert relic. No one knows what lies within, only that riches a plenty can be found! Reward: 200 gold upfront, 1/5 split of treasure Signed, Jameson Hello, we require assistance in the “acquisition” of a rare piece of jewelry, owned by a member of elven royalty. Based on our sources, said elf will be visiting a nearby town shortly, so we only have a brief window of time for our heist. I never forget a favor. Reward: 500 gold Signed, N Greetings Citizen! The Paladin Order is hunting down a known criminal to our organization. He is a dastardly traitor, attempting to spread the degenerate practice of miscegenation! Come with us and help protect our youth by smiting down the wicked! Reward: 1,200 gold Signed, Willis

Ok

Last one is out of the question

It is by far the highest paying

Let me ask you, would your character not be tempted by the quest?

He’s scared easily

And he was recently chased by paladins

Probably not tempting for my disabled lad

Unless he didn’t know they were paladins?

Should I roll for that?

If you insist?

I’m indecisive so I will

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

He does not fucking know

Bottom quest it is

Wait a second

Miscegenation

No way my guy knows what that means

Well

Regardless, the notice says the paladin order will be heading through town to gather any willing to join them

This sounds like it will go well

The other quests have a rendezvous point a few miles away

I should also consider the fact that my guy dislikes confrontation

Actually

After further inspection, the second quest seems more my speed

No partners, and stealth mission

Do whatever you want