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rusp just hire a game master online Kappa

Ok

His name is turnip

oh god

That would be an enjoyable experience.

It'd be something

Are we gonna keep going with this?

Uh

Why not

Man, I am thirsty. I could sure use a cold beverage.

So for the sake of it, let's say blacks are humans

Oh excuse me

K

Sounds good

Not that I agree with it

+10 movement speed

for your black subrace

And I was already fast as hell

You were nimble, but this makes you fast

Oh baby, the best of both worlds

So you get +2 to any ability score of your choice

For some reason in this fantasy game full of magical creatures, humans were made the most broken

Wonderful

master race

I just assume you'll pick dex

Are the ability scores the stats?

Yeah

Dex it is

So feats, you get to pick to feats since you're human

Luck - 16 Intelligence - 7 Wisdom - 14 Strength - 7 Dexterity - 19 Constitution - 16 Charisma - 2

Those were my rolls, for reference

Luck isn't a stat

It is in my mind

I have them recorded

Oh shit

You’re on top of this

What are feats

Feats of strength, essentially

Oh

They're like what the attributes were in urealms

Is there a list of them?

Yeah, good luck reading through them

Alrighty

Holy shit

I’ll just look for a funny one

Oh

Already found it

“Childlike”

NO

“Deadly Trap”

You don't qualify

You also don't qualify

Fuck

Is there a way to filter these?

uh

Maybe?

Hmm

You know what

I’ll just be cunning

Going for the skill monkey I see

Nah

Fucking dirty ape

Racism doesn’t exist

I didn’t actually read deep into what this does

Something about skills and hit die

You get +1 skill point every tine you roll for hp, essentially

Oh

That seems good

Do I get more than one feat?

Actually, rogues already get a shit ton of skill points

You get a bonus feat for being human

Have I made an actual useable character?

Haven't you heard the news?

ANY CHARACTER IS USABLE

Oh

Well

Have I accidentally made a good character

We haven't exactly been playing by the rules so far