anime

the dream of all weeb pedophiles

Is that so? I haven't been able to read the LNs

https://www.rightstufanime.com/images/productImages/814131017772_anime-No-Game-No-Life-CE-alt3.jpg?resizeid=5&resizeh=1000&resizew=1000

Pedophilia is slowly being normalized in japan

Look at how much shit you get though Loveland

Gah I want them all

oh god

I want it so bad

why

90% of which would land you in jail

Literally thogh

The day I won a body pillow is the day I slit my own throat

Loli is straight up illegal in my state

I could actually get arrested for that lol

Legal in my state

Though I think it'd get me beheaded or some shit here

I haven't looked it up because I'm never going to own anything

The fact you know it's legal or not in your state is worrying

ha

not getting a bopen body pillow

It sucks because I would've wanted a shiro body pillow or figurine or something when I was around her age

But you can't buy that shit at that age

>Around her age

I'd bone the shit out of a bopen body pillow

uhhh

By the time I actually can it's just weird lol

I mean, if you're a a little girl you can buy a body pillow

Ains Ool Gown is the only body pillow you should ever want

It'd just the men that get arrested

Googling that...

correction

there is no body pillow you should ever want

I'm buying this sexualized small anime girl pillow for my daughter

http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/9d2e820f2011f0289f769c02f608a3e31470971701_full.jpg

Please understand, I'm not a pedophile

Only $100

Haha I would tbh

Nah man body pillows are great and not at all too far Kappa

Just don't fuck em

Isn't that what most people do with them

I'm sure someone's fucked an anime mouse pad before

How do you fuck a pillow

I'd just cuddle mine and pretend I have love in this world

I actually want an answer to this one

Cut a small hole in it

you just rub up on it?

You cut a hole in it I guess

oh god

It's messed

You don't event have to clean it up afterwords

It all stays in the pillow

Urgh

That'd smell though...

They've invented air fresheners for a reason

This is that reason

only body pillow you should want is the Gmod player avitar Kappa

I mean technically that can be anything you set it to

Including my waifu

Oh, figured it out

Can I get a five nights at Freddy's body pillow

Youtube to the rescue

I want to fuck dead children in animatronics

You sure can

you should tweet that out Kappa

Great idea

But seriously no game no life is my perfect anime in basically every way

>1 season

Except for that

And the LN translator is a drama queen

My perfect anime would never end yet somehow always stay fresh

You'd like NGNL if they made more season then

so One Piece Kappa

I would probably

And I heard One Piece is kind of bad now?

I never bothered to watch, didn't like the vcs and art much

I've heard of that anime so it must be good

Hopefully if NGNL:Zero gets good reception they'll make the second season

Than again I've heard of love live before

That'd be soooo so nice