toxic-normies

And there's the fantastic beasts story

The minister of magic in new york is a black woman

Fucking no

And this takes place in like 1950

THAT ISNT TIME PERIOD ACCURATE

FUCKING

STOP BLACK WASHING

Hell they are also Vagina washing

It's the wizarding world dolf

They were always progressive

Nah fuck that shit

they enslave house elfs

They stay out of contact with the rest of the world because of our BIGOTRY

they have servents

You know the lore behind house elves, right?

don't the house elves love being enslaved

They actually don't mind being servants

ah so they are kinky then

Only dobby was ever abused

WAIT

They even have stronger magic

THEY HAVE HAD SOY BOYS FROM THE START

THEY LIKE BEING DOMINATED

jesus christ

House elves could kick everyone's asses but they're too timid to ever try

yes of course

so can the soy boys of the real world

Except dobby that one time I guess

dobby was honorable

tbh

yeah

had a good arc

rip

But he got knifed, so his alpha genes will never pass on

Thus continues the soy ridden elf society

mfw this JK bitch is gonna make millions of more dollars by selling the same shit with the names and pronouns switched

watch her not even switch the pronouns because Helen identifies as male

The harry potter world really makes less sense the more you think about it

really good at milking her fans

i wonder where rob got it from

WAIT

No gender bent harry potter has one good thing

All the scenes where Harry got abused by Vernon, Dudley and when Voldemort takes his blood

those will be significantly funnier with a girl on the other end

But dolfin, then they'll really try to make you feel bad

"Get back in your cupboard slut"

And helen is gonna totally embarass them

Because that's what female protag's have to do so the audience doesn't accuse the writers of sexism

"Helen Potter, the bitch who lived. Come to cum one last time"

OMG