toxic-normies

Bopen found out Roamin and Billy the Pirate can stop time

He didn’t let on that he knows though, in true Bopen fashion

Phineas is now completely immune to blanket of darkness despite being living

Because he rolled a 1 for casting it, and then a 20 on his death roll

Makes sense

You mean blanket of death

No blanket of darkness

That’s not how blanket of darkness works but Rob specified it’s not that spell

Probably because he misspoke and doubled down

So he meant blanket of death

I think so yeah

Oh okay

It’s a unique spell

Phineas’s blanket of darkness

It’s like blanket of death but causes insanity rolls

So it's blanket of death but custom for phinny boy

Yes

He's already cheated that spell before

And now he can never die from it

Twice

Remember when phineas was funny for like two campaigns at most

Yeah considering this is the second time this has happened Phineas had earned this

Even in the earlier stuff I didn't like phineas

I bet you loved his moment with bob

Daily reminder that Rob keeps sexualizing children

Aren't you busy trying to tease a gay 15 year old

He called me autistic and muted me

Well he's not wrong

I told you Gent

I’m out of the downward spiral

We’re good now

A Scrooge has shown up and they almost killed it instantly

You don't sound much improved

All Scrooge’s have

Ray of frost

The shittiest spell, yes

I remember that lore

Which made me think they were just throwaway enemies

Did the one where they become playable win?

Because you don't attach something so worthless to a playable race

Unless Scrooge’s are immune to it???

Remember elemechs

Are Scrooge’s playable yet

I assume not because they're fighting them

They could’ve been

Remember when they made a bee race

The New Bees

Buedos or something

They were Italian bees I think

They were the original concept for the beenu

The Mario Galaxy bee suit

No, the bees were actually their own thing

The beenu were originally skygyptians, courtesy of deadbones

I watched the lore building

I remember

Unfortunately, the naming scheme would be too confusing to throw in a bee race now

I thought they were originally called the beenu though

And the sky Egyptians became the beenu

Beegyptians

They were actually supposed to be like romans

I believe

Spartans

That was mentioned once, but they were mostly separate

I mean

Yeah

Sprout weapons from their stingers

I hate race cards season 3 onward

So the Scrooge’s are like Donald Duck, where if you’re used to talking to them you can understand them

Roamin made an N word joke

The shitty ducks decided to join the terrorists

Deadbones said “uhh quack quack?” And Roamin said “don’t say that that’s their word they don’t like that”

Okay so right now Billy admitted he kills ducks

And Phineas is on a duck killing rampage

And yet apparently the Scrooge’s will totally join the ageless

Rob said a duck was using its bottom feathers to clean a trophy case and then right away said that it wasn’t sexual

Roamin is trying to end the act early but Spiff Deadbones and Rob are stalling

Bopen absorbed all the treasure Roamin stole and rolled a 1 so now he’s even worse

Chat is stupid and wondering why the ducks aren’t friendly to the ageless, causing Rob Megan and shills to say “yeah, stupid chat”

When in reality they should be asking “why would the Scrooge join the ageless when they’re running around killing everyone”

Final divine decision time