the-dump

Was it the trap??

You don't know

Do I have any gold on me?

Um

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (14) = 14

You kept a small amount of gold on you

I’m going to tie my badger up outside as quickly as possible (behind the bar) than I’m going to come back in and purchase some food

Alright, you clamber out the door trampling the bouncer

Roll to dodge

No, this just happens

Can I do that?

Fuck

Plot trample

You get back and he's in the corner again trembling

Oh

Nice

How tall is a gnome?

Bartender: "Listen, why don't you buy something to drink and we'll call it even"

Which one?

A gnome is about 3'5"

Oh

I see

How tall am I?

The bouncer is 3'8"

Do I roll for this?

You're 6'8"

Holy shit

That dex isn't coming from nowhere

I guess I’ll buy something of the bartender

I ask if he has any food for sale

Bartender: "Um, I guess? We have some bread and cheese to go with your beer"

“How much for two loaves of bread?”

Bartender: "Uh, 8 gold? What exactly do you need two loaves for sir?"

(you have 40 gold atm)

“If you haven’t noticed, I’m very large”

“Also my pet hasn’t eaten in awhile either”

Bartender: "I don't think those things eat bread"

“It’s worth a shot”

Your badger comes from a rich household, so it may be pickier

Fuck I knew I should’ve gotten the duck

Roll for knowledge nature

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

11? alright, you know badgers LOVE honey

“Actually, while I’m here, you wouldn’t happen to have any honey I could purchase?”

Bartender: "Well, we've got mead in the back room"

"I can give you a glass of that with your bread"

“Not exactly what I was looking for, but I think I can make it work”