the-dump

Oh no

He holds out a gloved hand to shake

Oh no

Sandgem

Sandscroll

Fuck

Campaign over

/r 30d6

@Gent: 30d6 = (1+6+6+3+4+6+5+1+1+2+3+6+1+2+1+4+6+4+1+5+1+3+3+5+4+5+5+2+3+5) = 104

A meteor crashes down on the tavern

woah

Give me a reflex save

Can I 20 this

You know

My dragon saw it coming

And made me leave

Give me a reflex save

oh god

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

nice

Okay, you passed and take half damage

You still die

fuck

Fine fine fine

rip simon

Or

no idea what his name is

Simon Ere for now

Okay

I shall be shaking jimmies hand and introducing myself

James: "Listen, my party is heading over to those sandy ruins. You sure looked strong, with your big old dragon, and that really sour food."

Man

Am I slap chop or the veteran

“What’s in it for me?”

James: "We give everyone an equal cut of the treasure we find!"

“So, what if we were to find no treasure?”

James: "Uuuhhhh"

He looks really uncomfortable.

James: "Adventuring...is the real reward..."

I’m going to sit there for a bit and then say

“You know what, I’ve got nothing better to do right now. Why not?”

my alternative was to walk away and try to get a different campaign

James: "Oh boy! Well come on with me!"

oh boy

He runs off.

guess I’m following

I’ll pay first

wew

Bartender: "Man, it sure is nice for the tough guys to look out for the suckers of our guild."