the-dump

“Oh, I thought you had that figured out already”

Psychic: "Agh, why"

“It’s not my fault that we fucking jumped through a portal to escape certain death only to be locked in cages to yet again, be faced with certain death.”

“Your king tried to execute us merely for existing here.”

"The fuck are you talking about? God, you're so whiny."

“I mean, if you really want I can tell the full story.”

“It’s actually quite the tale”

"You asswipes don't get how things work down here."

“We aren’t exactly from here”

"Then I can help make you a native."

His claws curl up.

“Ah.. no thank you!”

“I’ve had enough fighting for today!”

"It's not your choice to make."

“Listen, I really don’t want to fight”

Psychic: "Eeeeh! Please, this isn't right!"

eeeh

He's pulling at his wing.

what an absolute legend

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (11) = 11

the demon grabs his hand

Demon: "Stay out of my pockets, you."

Psychic: "Hehe, it was worth a try."

Demon: "How bout we settle this. No weapons, no interference."

“You have claws, that wouldn’t exactly be fair”

“Claws hurt quite a bit more than a punch”

Demon: "Fair? I grew these myself. Can't fight without your backup dancers, huh?"

“No, not really. They’re kinda my whole shtick.”

Demon: "Be a man and fight with your own guns."

Quick piss break

So

ah

hmm

You trying anything?

hmm

“I don’t have too much pride to admit when I’m outgunned, and besides, I feel like dying to prove my masculinity may not be a good idea.”

Uh

“These guys are already asking for my arm just to leave this place, I’d prefer to not trade my life as well.”

Roll a charisma check I guess?

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (10)+5 = 15

could’ve been worse tbh

Demon: "Ha, 4 eyes sure cut you a shit deal.'

“Yeah, an arm just to leave seems like quite the shit trade to be honest.”

“He said there wasn’t much else of value on me..hahah..”

insert sigh

Demon: "Seems about right to me."

I really want to say oof

Hmm