the-dump

“It’s actually quite the tale”

"You asswipes don't get how things work down here."

“We aren’t exactly from here”

"Then I can help make you a native."

His claws curl up.

“Ah.. no thank you!”

“I’ve had enough fighting for today!”

"It's not your choice to make."

“Listen, I really don’t want to fight”

Psychic: "Eeeeh! Please, this isn't right!"

eeeh

He's pulling at his wing.

what an absolute legend

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (11) = 11

the demon grabs his hand

Demon: "Stay out of my pockets, you."

Psychic: "Hehe, it was worth a try."

Demon: "How bout we settle this. No weapons, no interference."

“You have claws, that wouldn’t exactly be fair”

“Claws hurt quite a bit more than a punch”

Demon: "Fair? I grew these myself. Can't fight without your backup dancers, huh?"

“No, not really. They’re kinda my whole shtick.”

Demon: "Be a man and fight with your own guns."

Quick piss break

So

ah

hmm

You trying anything?

hmm

“I don’t have too much pride to admit when I’m outgunned, and besides, I feel like dying to prove my masculinity may not be a good idea.”

Uh

“These guys are already asking for my arm just to leave this place, I’d prefer to not trade my life as well.”

Roll a charisma check I guess?

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (10)+5 = 15

could’ve been worse tbh

Demon: "Ha, 4 eyes sure cut you a shit deal.'

“Yeah, an arm just to leave seems like quite the shit trade to be honest.”

“He said there wasn’t much else of value on me..hahah..”

Demon: "Seems about right to me."

I really want to say oof

Hmm

“Hey man, not all of us can be built”

“Really my only redeeming quality is that I can summon things”

"Hmph"

/r d20-4

@Gent: d20-4 = (6)-4 = 2

huh

That was for his resolve.

Demon: "Ah fuck it."

He loosens up.

"This whole thing is fucked."

“Yeah, things definitely went to shit.”

“Best part about it is that it now seems that best case scenario for us is that I loose and arm, and he looses part of his brain, just to get back to the material plane”

“I tried to offer the guy something else but he really seems set on my arm”

Demon: "Did you...think of anything to offer?"

“I mean, I asked him if there was anything else I could give.”

“I was thinking about maybe offering to do a job or something”

“Couldn’t think of much else”

Uh, I'll need a short break

alright

I've been trying to jump too and fro cooking and typing

you can finish cooking now if you want

I’m going to take a shower quick

It'll just be simmering now

hello I am back

Hi back

hello

So....

Demon: "Damn you suck."

wow

What were you expecting?

not much

“I am well aware”

"You just gonna starve here?"

“Nah, I’m sure I’ll think of something.”

“Hopefully”

Demon: "Hm..."

currently thinking