the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

roll to add more basketball americans

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (7) = 7

Roll to gas the banker minorities

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (9) = 9

roll for percentage of africa that is goblins

/r d100

@Deleted User: d100 = (77) = 77

roll to make greenland, pikaland

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (16) = 16

roll for percentage of africans that gent will have sex with

Roll to make jontron emperor

/r d100

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d100 = (30) = 30

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (3) = 3

gent will have sex with 7% of the jews

Yes, all the Boers pika

THe female ones

sorry gent

North Africans aren't black

you need to fuck 30% of them

no way they are all white

And china's imperilizing that shithole

Okay, so what percentage of blacks do I need to kill for that to become 30%

roll to hibernate again

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (11) = 11

if I did my math right

Get shot by hunters in hibernation

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (17) = 17

you need to kill 855253334

blacks

So more people than are in america

and that is going off of the 2016 stats

so really it is higher

Manageable

roll to see what percentage is human

/r d50

@xBrox: d50 = (48) = 48

oh damn

so 50% goblin, 48% human

My weapon

roll to see if that 2% remaining is jewish

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (14) = 14

wait jews are goblins

nvm

fire did you ever see that about goblin slayer

?

the people claiming it was a nazi show because the goblins represented the jews

i did not

They rape and they have long noses

that was a thing some leftists legitimately claimed

which was funny

my 2% is boop, clearly pika

that's been goblins in real mythology literally since they were first invented

And they're greedy

roll to 2% beep

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (10) = 10

again, that's always been the goblin MO

Isn't it funny how having a long nose is associated with so many negative characteristics

>when you search for something and you get the wrong character

im pretty sure i am not at all like an actual goblin lol

I wanted the 1 wind waker boss

so I search this

apparently this is not a good search term for that

pfff, tf is that tingle? david jr.?

roll to see if being a goblin is an error

/r d20

@xBrox: d20 = (20) = 20

it was