the-dump

i did do 100

/r d115

@Deleted User: d115 = (28) = 28

YOU DIE

roll for the perfect age

/r d100

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d100 = (93) = 93

there was an 82% chance of something legal

115 is more accurate since that's supposedly the biological age cap for humans

/r d115

@taxes: d115 = (8) = 8

yeah

more accurate

roll for worst age

/r d100

@xBrox: d100 = (62) = 62

I agree

roll for the age I will die

/r d80

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d80 = (76) = 76

same

dick

/r d115

@Deleted User: d115 = (77) = 77

Inaccurate

death age

/r d115

@taxes: d115 = (59) = 59

roll for when i die

not bad

/r d80

@xBrox: d80 = (6) = 6

oof

already dead

Rolling for how I will die

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (13) = 13

roll for when i will become a non virgin

/r d115

@taxes: d115 = (53) = 53

6 years of life

Judas will kill me

roll for when I will do the sextism

/r d100

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d100 = (64) = 64

same

/r d115+21

@Deleted User: d115+21 = (82)+21 = 103

damn

Rolling for pika's weight upon death

/r d1000

@Gent: d1000 = (928) = 928

oh damn

rolling for pika's current weight

/r d10000

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d10000 = (8098) = 8098

xbrox's weight

/r d1000

@Gent: d1000 = (540) = 540

/r d100 # roll for dick size in centimeters

@Deleted User: d100 roll for dick size in centimeters = (56) = 56

Nuts

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (14) = 14

roll for dick size in inches to 5 sigfigs

/r 20d10

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: 20d10 = (1+8+3+2+6+10+9+3+1+4+1+6+6+1+8+10+3+10+3+9) = 104

Dolfin's nose curvature

oops

thats about right, if i would want to die at any number it would be 540

/r d90

@Gent: d90 = (51) = 51

/r 20d10/20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: 20d10/20 = (5+5+7+7+10+8+3+10+8+10+9+3+8+5+8+6+3+3+5+1)/20 = 6.2

alright, roll to actually kill xbrox after all this senseless torture

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (20) = 20

nice

yw

roll to heal