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Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 23, 2018 4:35 PM the-dump

there was this one time where an illegal mexican working at burger king gave a police officer a cocaine laced burger

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 4:36 PM the-dump

hell yes

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 4:36 PM the-dump

that is epic

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 23, 2018 4:36 PM the-dump

he's in jail now

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 4:37 PM the-dump

did he not get deported

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 23, 2018 4:37 PM the-dump

no this was before trump was elected

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 4:37 PM the-dump

a missed opportunity

Gent Jul 23, 2018 4:37 PM the-dump

Should just throw em in the woodchipper

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 23, 2018 4:37 PM the-dump

or the meat grinder

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 23, 2018 4:37 PM the-dump

make some ground mexican beef patties

Gent Jul 23, 2018 4:37 PM the-dump

Woodchipper is symbolic

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 4:58 PM the-dump

poor gent

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

hitting the wrong button

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

daily stats

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 23, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

@Rusp: 6d20 = (14+12+10+8+6+16) = 66

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

very

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 4:59 PM the-dump

average

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

So

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

ok

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

Really?

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:00 PM the-dump

yes

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:01 PM the-dump

Well, thanks. There's not many people out there that'll do your tax returns

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:02 PM the-dump

Don’t worry

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

Are we finding the path?

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:04 PM the-dump

To cancer

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:05 PM the-dump

Cancer was inside us all along

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:06 PM the-dump

The cancer... was the friends we made along the way

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:07 PM the-dump

yes

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

right

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

no

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

Write

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

roll for stats

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

@taxes: 6d20 = (1+19+11+4+8+4) = 47

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

nice

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

nice

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

rolling for stats

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

You're fucking dead

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

@Rusp: 6d20 = (5+7+4+10+12+1) = 39

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

basically

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

shit

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:08 PM the-dump

1 strength let's you be a phantasm type thing by our rules

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

new rule for rolling stats

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

1 veto

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

You don't get to make rules

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

No

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

@taxes: 6d20 = (18+13+7+5+1+13) = 57

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

damn

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

1 entire stat veto

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

one roll without a 1

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (8) = 8

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

oops

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

@taxes: 6d20 = (5+17+13+1+18+4) = 58

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

wtf

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

@taxes: 6d20 = (14+10+7+20+5+16) = 72

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

Fine, you get redo but I get to choose which stats you're stuck with

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

finally

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

gent youd just pick the 1

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:09 PM the-dump

Alrigt

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

I want to make an actual character with these new stats

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

stats

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

rules

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

I'd pick the stats that are most accurate for you

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

I see

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

you as in the person who’s character it is

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

You have to live your character, you see

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

hold on

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

@Rusp: 6d20 = (9+18+6+20+20+19) = 92

Rusp Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

oh

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

wow

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:10 PM the-dump

you fucked yourselff

Gent Jul 23, 2018 5:11 PM the-dump

Holdon

taxes Jul 23, 2018 5:11 PM the-dump

/r 6d20