the-dump

I'm bored and am passing the time

Can’t you control that

passing time manually doesn't fix boredom

You could skip to exciting moments

if I knew when those happened they wouldn't be as exciting

I stop myself from knowing the future because i like to be surprised

Roll to gain time controlling powers

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

darn

i would never let you have them even for a 20

hmm

or

a 1 in this case

I think it’s about time I start another trend

Maybe I can use my ironic love of spiders to get others to genuinely like them

now that would be a great prank

except it's real

thats not happening

listen umbreon

You ever seen undertale spider?

i will have you removed from this server before you infect it with spiders

uh

muffet

this is an actual threat

back down worm

Worm? Hardly.

I prefer “arachnid”

rusp is actually a tapeworm

just a parasite

not a real worm

I can be a cookie cutter shark

hell yeah

What is this

what is what

insult rusp hourly

join in gent

you can not hurt me

My skin is impenetrable

your mind isn't though

Trust me

you yourself admitted earlier to having a weak mind

You're incompetent as a cook in every regard

Woah woah woah

I’ve baked a cake before

a bad cake

It was actually good

I was amazed

mind you I don't like cake

so it was bad to me

I also don’t like cake that much

But it was just that good

hmmm

Have you ever made real cake before?

no

Have yo uever made bread?

With my grandmother

Without a grandmother

No

You can buy it at the store

Why would I waste time making it

Well I don't have any grandmothers rusp

I’m sorry for your losses

You think you can handle this world?

Yes

homemade bread is 252% better than store bought bread

I don’t usually eat bread

I’m more of a bun kinda of guy

Unless it’s like a pb and j

buns are just the ends of bread loaves Kappa

Heels of store bought bread

Now that’s good food

yep

Baguettes and other french breads are good

Of course

I eat that all the time

Love me some

pain

rusp still hasn't cooked me my well done burger

gent it’s French for bread!