the-dump

sorry

it was a good guess

but I was thinking about

take a minute to think about what you're gonna say you were thinking about

spiders, grilled cheese, donnel, anime, and turnip

i was going to say spiders but it was too obvious

are you gay for turnip?

no

sadly not

oh you just think of him

i would not have guessed the other 4

randomly

I had to think of 5 things I’ve recently thought of

As I’ve recently talked to turnip

Umbreon don’t you think of me randomly?

As most do

I only think about you when i'm actually talking to you

Well that should change

the rest of te time you might as well not exist

I need to occupy 30% of an average persons thoughts

why

hmm

i don't think of you randomly rusp

sadly

because I need to spread my influence

I have big plans

Big

Plans

your influence is smaller than mine. and that's saying something

Do you genuinely believe that?

yes

I own a small country

in your head

and only your head

listen Dialga

All I’m saying

Is that I leave a lasting effect on people

Usually bad

Very bad

the only effect you leave is taking up discord bandwidth

I barely do that

My internet is very bad

exactly

: (

you are very mean

I’m just trying to grow an army

I'm bored and am passing the time

Can’t you control that

passing time manually doesn't fix boredom

You could skip to exciting moments

if I knew when those happened they wouldn't be as exciting

I stop myself from knowing the future because i like to be surprised

Roll to gain time controlling powers

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

darn

i would never let you have them even for a 20

hmm

or

a 1 in this case

I think it’s about time I start another trend

Maybe I can use my ironic love of spiders to get others to genuinely like them

now that would be a great prank

except it's real

thats not happening

listen umbreon

You ever seen undertale spider?

i will have you removed from this server before you infect it with spiders

uh

muffet

this is an actual threat

back down worm

Worm? Hardly.

I prefer “arachnid”

rusp is actually a tapeworm

just a parasite

not a real worm

I can be a cookie cutter shark

hell yeah

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