the-dump

"This process involves attaching living tissue onto an undead being. Very popular these days,"

fuck

Demon: "Well, tough luck loser."

“So if I had a bigger party I wouldnt have to give you my hand?”

Tiefling: "Well of course not. Much less of a risk on my end. The remaining terms still apply, of course."

quick someone insert themselves into the campaign

No

“Would you count an Eidolon as an extra party member?”

This is staying as a solo campaign, the other one already got indefinitely postponed with others jumping in

“Mine is quite powerful.”

Tiefling: "Your summoning powers were already factored in, sir."

god damnit

why does this man need my fucking hand

Because everything else you got with you was just lying around

Not much of value

Demon: "Heh, looks like there's no one to save you here."

"Too bad."

oof

...........

I was going to ask this man if he wanted to join but he seems opposed to it

Fucking

wisdom: 2

charisma: 4

He doesn't pick up on social cues well

“Well uh, you wouldn’t happen to be willing to join us, would you?”

"Wh-wha-what?"

Roll me a fucking charisma check

here comes a fucking charisma check

/r d20+5

@Rusp: d20+5 = (10)+5 = 15

Demon: "...I want 50% of all profits."

"And you're not allowed to summon eagles, or anything related to eagles ever again."

Tiefling: "..now-allowed-to-summon.."

"Aaaand, done!"

huh

wait

Tiefling: "If you'll all agree to it, a signature from each of you will do!"

“What’d did you write down there?”

"The terms."

“Can you read me them? Just gotta make sure that I can accept them.”

not-allowed-to-summon doesn’t sound very good

-Hunt 3 of the specified ferocious beasts

I thought you may be pranking me

-Can't summon eagles

-Demon gets 50% of profits

“Sounds fine to me.”

Alright, everyone signs their name

New party member acquired!

Would you like to name him?

sure

hmm

ok

his name shall be

I can come back in like an hour if you'd want

Shit

It forgot the c

Zacharias

and uh

we can pick up some other time

Alrighty

I completely forgot to type out the psychic's new name when he talked

it’s fine

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (11) = 11

/r 6d20

@Rusp: 6d20 = (16+1+14+9+4+7) = 51

/r d1488

@Rusp: d1488 = (907) = 907

/r d1337

@Rusp: d1337 = (553) = 553

/r d1776

@Rusp: d1776 = (678) = 678

roll to sleep

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (8) = 8

/r d20 # no

@Fire?: d20 no = (14) = 14

/r d20 # roll to see if that was stupid of me