the-dump

"If transport is what you desire, then such payment will be required."

“What exactly is the payment?”

He looks you up and down.

rusp, you should glue yourself to your soul while you can

worrying

Tiefling: "Hmm, it depends on the person."

"For you....your arm should suffice."

oof

“My arm?!”

Psychic: "Hey, I only got 2 of those-"

wait was he talking to me or the psychic?

Tiefling: "Oh no, you can pay through other means sir."

To you

“Is there any other ways I could pay? I’m not very keen on giving up an appendage.”

"To be frank, you don't appear to posses much to offer."

o o f

Tiefling: "...I suppose, we can let you back out the way you came."

“Huh?”

“No thank you!”

Tiefling: "You're quite in a predicament then."

“Is there really nothing else I could use as payment?”

Tiefling: "If you can think of an offer, you may propose at any time. Please wait by the entrance until then."

hmm

He goes over to talk with the psychic.

Their walk off to the side to negotiate.

Well?

Uh

I could offer to do a job for them or something

The psychic comes back stone faced.

Psychic: "He wants my brain..."

“Your brain?”

"Well, part of it."

"They want to extract the knowledge or some nonsense."

“Hmm”

“These don’t really seem like favorable trades for us.”

Just then, you hear some rustling from the ceiling.

A black smog appears overhead, with a red winged demon crashing to the ground.

oh

Tiefling: "Oh for Pete's sake, you should know better than to use the emergency exit."

Demon: "Dude...not now 4 eyes."

from this man

because this is probably the man I shot

or is it

Tiefling: "Weapons at the front."

Demon: "Yeah yeah, in a sec! I need to handle something."

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (6) = 6

hmm

I guess...roll a stealth check?

There's not much to hide in

Is this the demon I shot?

No, you don't know what happened to him. This is the other demon.

oh uh

hmm

he hasn’t seen me without my mask!

who needs to hide

haha

wew

Not hiding then?

nope

Demon: "A couple guys came through here, right? The guards wanted the two for disobeying the king."

Tieflng: "Weapons at the door, please!"

Demon: "Fuckin dweeb."

He's coming towards you.

Attempting to play it cool

always works

He passes you two by and puts down his pipe, along with a bony serated spear-like weapon.

Demon: "Two...guys..."

He looks right at the two very similar looking guys.

Oh boy

He looks over to the masks you both removed.

Demon: "....So."

"What's the big idea?"

oh boy

uh

hmm

He's very lanky looking, his body is hunched over, but he still stands a good head taller than you.

I don’t think I’m bluffing my way out of this one

ah whatever

I’m going to attempt to put on a voice