the-dump

A dark smog appears before the two of you. It forms a smiling face.

???: "Why, you don't appear to be from around these parts."

uh

The voice comes out as if it's distorted

what is a spook

A nigger?

uhh

what to say to a cloud of gas

hmm

No, it's just a sort of phantasm

???: "You must be in a hurry with those nasty guards chasing you. Come along then, it's nice and cool inside."

“Inside?”

It glides down the path of the tortoise's tracks.

uh

hmm

???: "Just make sure you can meet our price..."

oh

he must want my soul

/r d20 #hell beast

@Gent: d20 hell beast = (5) = 5

/r d20 #demon feys

@Gent: d20 demon feys = (5) = 5

/r d20 #demon guy

@Gent: d20 demon guy = (7) = 7

lucky lads

You hear commotion coming close behind you

yeah let’s follow the spook

Alright, you come across a cloud of black smog in the air. This side of the tortoise's trail ends here.

that’s somewhere worrying

What are you doing then?

Can I take a look around

I guess, but you're kind of in combat

oh

Is the spook lad here

You're in an arched candle-lit hallway

You don't see the face

oh

well uh

“Would you happen to know a way out of here?”

Psychic: "Oh yeah sure, I've been to hell lots of times- NO YOU IDIOT!"

No response

hmm

Let’s keep moving than I suppose

Psychic: "You know, part of me was hoping to meet my old friend John in here."

“Oh, what happened to him?”

Psychic: "Eh, he got cancer and became a complete cuck." Psychic: "Last he found him, he was burnt to death on his death bed."

“Oh uh.. I’m sorry to hear that.”

/r 6d20 #"john's" stats

@Gent: 6d20 "john's" stats = (5+4+17+11+3+8) = 48

oof

poor john baine

"Fucking FOV....can't see shit in hell!"

Wow, it’s popular youtuber total biscuit!

Psychic: "...Anywho."

What'll you actually be doing?

I guess we’ll keep on moving

What about the smog?

Oh right

Roll me a perception check

uh

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

roll to have a mosquito bite rusp

/r d20

You can hear faint talking sounds in the smog, along with an ongoing clicking.

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (5) = 5

from the direction we came from?

No, it's coming from the smog

I should investigate

or should I

Fucking

hmmm

Can I attempt to call out to them

gotta keep it quiet though

It will mean the end of your turn

ah fine

Let’s see what’s inside!

oh boy

ooookay