the-dump

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

almost

nice try

Would you like to start together or would you like to meet up

Start together

ok

Introductions are gay

Alright, so we start off in the town of Buzzdin. You two are currently on a quest to eliminate a nearby den of Spider Bandits given to you by the Dung beetle mayor of the town.

You can just not do the quest though

That’s also fine

"Man, this sure is a shitty quest!"

Yeah

Thank you all and goodnight!

Ok so

A rampaging herd of locust are currently flying in your direction, leaving nothing but death in their wake

They are approaching rapidly and look very hungry

What would you like to do

shoot through them all with my cyborg gun I clearly have

roll for that

which is a laser

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (20) = 20

yep

You do that

As you can see

"Locusts are herbivores, it's fine."

There were

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

5

"They won't hurt us. We don't even need to eat!"

And you killed

/r d5

@Rusp: d5 = (2) = 2

4

2

oh

ok

There is one left

all its buddy's

rolling for it

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

just got disintergrated

no

He’s brave

And angry

secret roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (6) = 6

darn

Assist

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (5) = 5

DI

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (7) = 7

he doesn’t transform into a giant locust

oh rusp

my secret roll from last night

was having all the bananas form into a banana golem

oh

that would’ve been bad

then i would roll to see if minions smell it

the final locust, upset with max, is going to fly at her

It is heading in her direction

uhhuh

Would either of you like to do anything

how big is it

I'm not even involving myself

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

It’s pretty big

can I just shoot it

roll for it

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (19) = 19

alright

"Such destruction...only a spider would be so heartless..."