the-dump

Fucking

I'm so old, I've seen countless injustices throughout life

Alright

You deal 1.5x damage to criminals and wrongdoers

I really hate spiders

They're the worst filth of this world

Max is alright because she's a cyborg who rejects her heritage

ok

I think we’re ready

Unless either of you want to roll for some random power

Roll for secret weakness

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (3) = 3

I felt a low roll coming

you do not have a secret weakness

I had to get it out with something

Ok so

Stats in this game are decided by d100

so 6d100

Max isn't here is she

probably not

I feel like these rp games only last until people become too embarrassed with themselves

Perhaps

can’t really start until she comes back

/r 6d100

@taxes: 6d100 = (61+33+56+14+35+41) = 240

rip

/r 6d100

@Gent: 6d100 = (69+87+96+38+94+79) = 463

Wow

OUTCLASSED

roll to suicide

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

fuck

alright

You're immortal too

whta does that mean

You will never kill yourself

It's okay, when I'm through with wiping out spiders, you will be the last to go

roll to ban RusP

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

almost

nice try

Would you like to start together or would you like to meet up

Start together

ok

Introductions are gay

Alright, so we start off in the town of Buzzdin. You two are currently on a quest to eliminate a nearby den of Spider Bandits given to you by the Dung beetle mayor of the town.

You can just not do the quest though

That’s also fine

"Man, this sure is a shitty quest!"

Yeah

Thank you all and goodnight!

Ok so

A rampaging herd of locust are currently flying in your direction, leaving nothing but death in their wake

They are approaching rapidly and look very hungry

What would you like to do

shoot through them all with my cyborg gun I clearly have

roll for that

which is a laser

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (20) = 20

yep

You do that

As you can see

"Locusts are herbivores, it's fine."

There were

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

5

"They won't hurt us. We don't even need to eat!"

And you killed

/r d5

@Rusp: d5 = (2) = 2

4

2

oh